Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML
Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
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NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
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Comments (249)
CookieMonstr19 0
Ha u totally deserve it for even trying to steal in the first place! Idiot..Karma's a ******* bitch :)
cptmorgan6 8
I wish I could go back in time and kill the person who created the word karma.
shootstuff4fun 0
Karma is probably the worst thing ever...or the best...
white16sox 19
125 that would be whoever founded Buddhism.
shootstuff4fun 0
So...Siddartha Gautama!
molly2moon 0
175 - actually its from Hindu
thatsvintage 6
When moderating, I voted yes to this just so I could say what a DA you are. YDI for being a thief.
chili10 18
I fail to see what dumbledore's army has to do with this fml.
Ciara4757 16
Think he means dumba** lol :/
chili10 18
And to think I was about to add "jk" but then thought to myself, "there is no way they could think I actually thought he meant dumbledore's army" ... Well, you live and you learn..
flockz 20
ya teach that Designated Asshole a lesson.
BlinkandRHCP 7
There is no worse sin than theft in the world.
blaisebiaggi 1
What about murder?
thatsvintage 6
Or rape?
raphanne_fml 33
#23 Maybe she considers it as "stealing a life"?
redbluegreen 41
What about crushing kittens with a steam roller while humming Nickelback?
BlinkandRHCP 7
That philosophy is from the book the Kite Runner. And everything can be related to theft. Killing is stealing a person's right to life, etc. Very good book, and awesome philosophy. I personally believe that thieves deserve prison time because theft is such a sorry and pathetic action, those disgusting rats. No matter how small or inconsequential an item stolen is.
BlinkandRHCP 7
But the nickelback thing comes very close....
FYLDeep 26
Copyright infringement happens all the time, and it's still considered theft. They'd have to lock everyone up if these "sorry and pathetic" people deserved prison time.
seahawksfan900 11
Murder??
Charle0555 4
Shut up
FYLDeep 26
Maybe I'm alone in my thoughts here, but if some 10-year-old uploads a video to YouTube that has a copyrighted song in the background, are you really going to argue that this 10-year-old deserves prison time? That's absolutely ridiculous in my opinion. If you do in fact feel they should be locked up, then you'd be a great person to go testify on Hollywood's behalf on that internet censorship bill in congress right now.
blaisebiaggi 1
Nickleback is a great band
adrayy 4
Come on, we all know it's a joke that the government tries to make illegal downloads sound so wrong. By comparing that to the crime of stealing, sir, you have a logical fallacy. There's a difference between having little enough respect for someone that you would actually steal their possessions and downloading a song without paying the 99 cents. It doesn't matter what is stolen, but it's the blatant disrespectful act of stealing that is disgusting.
eurekaroy 6
This is the next star of The Worlds Dumbest.
nc21690 19
life lesson stealing is never worth it YDI karmas a bitch
Lynzwood 0
That would be funny to tell cell mates, that you were caught stealing a case of a disk someone stole before u. Stealing is wrong but at least do something worth while if u wanna b an idiot.
drawmesunshine 17
Abracadabra! Nope, 19 and OP are still dumbasses...
Lynzwood 0
Lame... What a shame douche bags like u exist.
mdtdnb 7
19- Really???...
pandalover69 26
those cases are empty on purpose to keep morons like you from stealing them
tj4234 36
this is the reason they don't put full cases on the display cabinet. They also tend to have the words 'this is a display case' written on the box.
DeadxManxWalking 27
It was from Gamestop wasn't it?
saIty 17
Stealing is never the answer. However borrowing something and never giving it back is.
ASSASSIN95 17
EXACTLY! Sadly cops and parents don't understand