The internet was a mistake

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 22:00

Today, I have Covid and am stuck in isolation with my sister. I have been staying in my room to avoid spreading it, but my sister just yelled at me because I "looked at a bird outside" and might have "given the bird Covid from the mucus in my eyes." She picked this theory up from a stranger on Minecraft. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I didn't know that Minecraft was a site for cutting edge research and newly-discovered truth.

Of course, she's assuming that birds are real. What a n00b!

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I didn't know that Minecraft was a site for cutting edge research and newly-discovered truth.

Of course, she's assuming that birds are real. What a n00b!