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Wow, what a witty and original comment. Maybe you could put some actual thought into it next time?

Your comments are supposed to be "the shit" when you're #1....damn......

That's number 2, sir.

The pressure to be #1 causes some people to go for the short comment. If they have to think up a witty comment, they'll be #27

don't be so cocky against OP :p

Yea, that was a total dick move :-D

its like everyone forgot the golden rule... if you pass out with your shoes on, youre fair game

I think I ballsed up with that one.

you can't really do much to help someone that fainted, pretty much just elevate their legs; but thats still really messed up.

Well played #2, well played

???

Even if it's not caused by a persistent underlying medical condition, there's always an immediate, physiological reason for fainting.

Yea pretty short-sighted to say that it's for no reason. Anyway there are far more shocking truths than spontaneous fainting.

Am I the only one wondering just how real a "faint" this was, when OP seems to know exactly what happened while they were out?

Seriously. He saw the opportunity and took it. Youre lucky it wasnt his penis

True, 43. But how do we know that the guy didn't trace his penis on OP? Lol

Hahaha very true. Check for face crabs Op

Ooh yessir!

Life's what? WHAT? The suspense is killing me.

My pen is huge....

Compared to... a toothpick? a tic tac?

well technically you can use a ballpoint pen for emergencies. you remove the ink filled bit and stab the plastic into the windpipe to aid breathing. i cant remember the medical name for it though. it may just be on medical dramas though hehe. im pretty sure it can be used directly to the lungs too.