By Denise1988 - 10/11/2015 17:35 - United States - Las Vegas
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The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.
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Second!
The real housewives of Nevada
Everybody knows women don't fart
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Show it anywayFarts are only ever funny when they sound ridiculous. There's nothing funny about breathing in noxious gas from someone else's bowels.
it's funny if you're not the one breathing it in.
Yes, you're right. You don't need them.
You don't need THEM as friends.
screw em.
If they can't handle that they're not friend material
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This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.
Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!