By Denise1988 - 10/11/2015 17:35 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, at a school function for my eldest son, my youngest child silently passed gas. A group of women I had hoped to befriend were sitting next to me, and then left with looks of disgust on their faces. I guess I don't need friends. FML
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The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.

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Tripartita 44

This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.

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Steve95401 49

Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!

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vikky538 28

The real housewives of Nevada

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Steve95401 49

Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!

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higgysaurus 18

Everybody knows women don't fart

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pampa31 15

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nphill82 21

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nix1993 41

Farts are only ever funny when they sound ridiculous. There's nothing funny about breathing in noxious gas from someone else's bowels.

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Catdragon 40

it's funny if you're not the one breathing it in.

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Googolman 29

Yes, you're right. You don't need them.

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mermaidkeels 26

You don't need friends who act so childish.

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Celeste7_fml 18

You don't need THEM as friends.

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colinabi 13

screw em.

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organizse 28

If they can't handle that they're not friend material

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