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The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.
By Denise1988 / Tuesday 10 November 2015 17:35 / United States - Las Vegas
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By  Tripartita  |  44

This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.

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By  pampa31  |  15

stinky puns coming in

By  nphill82  |  21

If they don't think farts are funny, they're not friend material anyway :P

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