Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
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Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
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thisisafunnyname 12
If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler
olpally 33
Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..
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Comments (147)
linkinpark98 24
Lol.
Mary1971 3
You will get used to it my mother has been telling anyone who will listen that about me for the last 2 1/2 years.
grannygruber 6
Hopefully your husband stood up to mommy in your behalf? If not I'd be sending him back home to live with her!
Poetaster 10
Tell her you forgive her words of anger and move on. Grace under fire is a powerful tool.
SSgt 0
Hippy...
katt_is_here 24
So...treat the mother-in-law like a dog that shit in the house....yeah, that will work. < /endsarcasm > I think making her feel like an ass by being the bigger person like Poetaster said would work better. But, I do agree that OP should talk to her husband about his mother's attitude.
katt_is_here 24
Okay, this comment I agree with for some reason. I guess the first one you did didn't strike the right chord with, but I see where you are going. Respect is nearly a lost art these days...
katt_is_here 24
And....due to the other posts being removed, the second post I made makes no ******* sense. LOL. Derp on, fmlers.
andrewsgirl2010 7
My mother in law has done this to me...just ignore her and laugh it off. Thats all you can do
crazyrunnergirl 7
I don't get how anyone can say you deserved this
cheer4ever96 8
what did your husband say about all of this?
Brainspoil 2
I just love crack ******. Doesn't everyone else agree?
Chrispayne 4
Sounds like my someone feom my family
MisterEx 28
Three things you should never lend: your gun, your car and your woma(e)n.