Transportation: Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit,"...

By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By NowBroke - 04/04/2016 09:38 - United Kingdom - Malmesbury

Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler

olpally 32

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..

Comments

kkillaj 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:18

If i were u op I woulda told her off straight up

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:28

i understand why you didn't let her borrow it but speeding isn't even that bad....who doesn't speed?

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:25

119 - Err... except for over-taking, no-one I know speeds.

dumboears 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:16

Hand her a broom and tell her she can use that instead of your car.

Enforcer 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:29

Unless I KNOW your driving history is perfect, NOBODY drives my car except me.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:54

Speeding tickets? Who cares about speeding tickets?

Hunts160 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:50

if it's not ur car u don't have to pay the ticket. fact. research it

Niris_fml 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:18

Get her a tricycle...

Loreh323 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:38

I'll pray for her to die soon..I bet she lives with you too?

Malanyi 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:13

You did the right thing..f*ck whoever got sh*t to say about yu ITS YOUR CAR !

nikijcchz 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:34

Everyone has speeding tickets

iwadasn 32

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:18

Not people who drive responsibly. Besides, the fact that the MIL has "multiple" tickets seems to imply that maybe she's let them stack up without paying them, adding to the irresponsibility.