Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
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thisisafunnyname 12
If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler
olpally 33
Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..
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Comments (147)
Peach3 1
What does she say to the Policemen who pull her over for speeding?!
DDbaconcrazy 1
And what did your husband have to say to this?
Wangan_Warrior 9
I'm sooooo glad my girlfriends fam are nice people :) FYL OP I wouldn't let her have my keys either
wooley29 8
Wow, that was harsh. Be proud that you had the courage to hold your ground.
Wangan_Warrior 9
Might be a touch OTT
AnagenisisZagus 13
Healthy thoughts...
cj7geojeep 0
Do what I do, and only drive stick shifts and motorcycles. Not many people can drive those anymore
flockz 20
doesn't sound too healthy to me. if you want something healthy, then i suggest not frying the fingers and instead mix them in with some steamed vegetables.
ty1992_farmlife 12
Monster-in-law!!!! Don't let her drive your car.
vareladj97 0
What a great mother in law