FML : Today, I called in my parents to look at pictures from my recent trip on my laptop. It wasn’t until after they left that I realized I had left a tab open...

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Today, I called in my parents to look at pictures from my recent trip on my laptop. It wasn’t until after they left that I realized I had left a tab open with the title “20 Things You’ll Understand if You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex.” FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ana - / Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:00 / Brazil

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By FMZiggy | 22

#7444288 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:04

What would be even worse is if your mom started taking about her own experiences, and tried to give you some tips...

By chyiochan | 23

#7444294 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:07

Play it off, say you left it up to make them feel em-bare-assed!

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By FMZiggy | 22

#7444288 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:04

What would be even worse is if your mom started taking about her own experiences, and tried to give you some tips...

By chyiochan | 23

#7444294 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:07

Play it off, say you left it up to make them feel em-bare-assed!

By Eashy | 16

#7444299 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:24

I'm pretty sure tabs cut off names if they get too long. You should be fine if so.

By jgiles09 | 16

#7444301 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:30

so I just googled top 20 things....

By jgiles09 | 16

#7444302 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 09:30

so I just googled top 20 things....

By Regulate | 20

#7444321 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 10:19

Must have been a wide tab.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7444341 - Tuesday 25 April 2017 10:46

Did they go away butt-hurt?

By anaheimangels40 | 9

#7444397 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 12:20

I am sure they understand you love anal...

By Alexandria79 | 22

#7444508 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 08:05

haha. blame BuzzFeed. I saw that article ?

By Little Richard | 8

#7444604 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 12:00

Now you know what your Dad meant, when he said "like mother, like daughter. "

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