Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
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thisisafunnyname 12
If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler
olpally 33
Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..
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Comments (147)
karla1 0
punch her!
DELlirous14 0
That happened to me before. I was sooooo pissed!!:(
cmac86 24
Ask her why she needs the car when she can just fly on her broom. (witch joke for the bitch)
Anbria 3
my mom did this to me yesterday because i wouldnt lend her money for cigarettes -___-
radiocaf 29
Wise choice it seems. I wouldn't lend a person like that my car.
HunterAlpha1 8
wise decision to not loan her your car OP, but not so wise choice of in-laws. i would personally not marry someone if i didn't get along with her family, or at least her parents and siblings. she may be a wonderful person, but her family can make your life a living hell, including trying to turn your kids against you and wrestling with you over important decisions.
cally72 0
That's shit!!! Politely tell her to go to hell and point her in the direction of the nearest bus stop.
Chassity19 1
U think that's bad? My ex Bfs mom tried to stab me with a knife.. 5 mins later I ended up beating the shit out of her. My ex got MAD at me cuz I hit his mom cuz she tried to kill me cuz i said she was old!!!!!!!! I had the WORST mother in law in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HappyPickles 11
Wow! FYL ... Are you *sure* you want to marry her hell-spawn?
WillFerrel_fml 3
**** YOU HITLER!