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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Same thing different taste

By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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Run for the hills

By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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MfailK 0

Monday 22 November 2010 0:22

winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 0:29

I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.

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Musician37 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:26

thats not an fml just tap out. Duh.

lalagirl912 0

Monday 22 November 2010 8:44

this happens to me everyday, but from my brother... lol

mrmaks18 7

Monday 22 November 2010 10:10

I'm just glad you decided to tap out instead of loose consciousness as that way you would have still lost for you to win you need to try and get a ko as your not as strong as him but you will have the speed advantage

Dragons_corner 6

Monday 22 November 2010 12:17

you should have released the twins on him and see what he did then. if he still did/or do the chock hold then stop.

Illyssa_fml 4

Monday 22 November 2010 13:15

Hahaha! I would've beat him like China. lol

Pb25797051 0

Monday 22 November 2010 14:04

a kick in the balls? no the op is a sore loser, i would punch her if she kicked my "wenis"

brownlace 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:49

guys always take it too far

lovin_my_marine 4

Monday 22 November 2010 15:51

my boyfriend is a marine and does this to me all the time, but he showed me how to get out of it! OP he is giving u the option to tap out. this is not by any means an FML unless he has seriously harmed you.

sevans 0

Monday 22 November 2010 16:32

ok so me and my gf wrestling all the time. w put each other in submission holds (playfully) and such. as long as it doesn't get serious it shouldn't be an issue.