By Damn - 06/12/2016 20:12

Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
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Tripartita 44
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"We only require Occupational Health & Safety certification, but you've gone above and beyond with Occupational Health & Safety Household Internationalization Technology certification! You're hired!"

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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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I have the opposite problem with autocorrect. Fuck, shit and bitch keep changing into duck, shot and botch. Duck you phone, stop censoring me.

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droid1126 25
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That actually makes sense. I'm sure you probably said both of those words when you saw that. I would have.

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swervelol 28
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Well hopefully they have a sense of humor and if you get a chance to explain it won't be too much of a disaster. I bet that really was an "OH&SHIT" moment for you OP.

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slothstronaught 11
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All I can say is Oh&shit did you get the job... I'd hire you.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Does this qualify as a shitty situation? I want to say yes, but I'm still just a tad uncertain.

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awildwhisper 30

I guess you could send an apology email and hopefully they think the mistake is funny.

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allforfun 23
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Just tell them you're certified to handle any emergency

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Tripartita 44
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"We only require Occupational Health & Safety certification, but you've gone above and beyond with Occupational Health & Safety Household Internationalization Technology certification! You're hired!"

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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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I have the opposite problem with autocorrect. Fuck, shit and bitch keep changing into duck, shot and botch. Duck you phone, stop censoring me.

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sarcasmwins 24
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Would've been even funnier if you ended it with... Duck you phone, you piece of shot botch!

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Dat_Class_Tho 26
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But my phone brings the Internet with me wherever I go, I could never be THAT mean to it.

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TheRareDoge 12
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Duck my ducking phone and duck it all. I don't give a ship anymore!!

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