By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML
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Doortje 29
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Ohhh she's going to fuck you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how fucking dare you?

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juturnaamo 29

Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'

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Doortje 29
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Ohhh she's going to fuck you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how fucking dare you?

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indielove 13

You are so fucked.

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hockey199813 5
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Listen it fucked

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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Well fuck, I guess that means you won't be getting paid.

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dre_bro11 12
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Stop fucking swearing.

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Jammy01jams 2

Omg stop saying the fuck word!

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max_wilder 9
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Its not really that big of a deal, she won't care that muc it's not like you said it to him directly

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Jovecove 13
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'Hi mommy, fuck you!'

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AnonymousTroll 2
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What the fuck is fucking wrong with saying fuck all fucking day?

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firecopy 6
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fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and... tits.

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Rvah07 0
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Just say that ur neighbor cut herself slicing bread or something creative like that, either that or wash his mouth out with soap...

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alexiiiis09 0
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You better watch your fucking mouth!

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firecopy 6
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Kings Speech anyone?

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nuggin0917 1

Youre fucked up

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Iheartfunny 1
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1 I was going to thub up your comment but it had 69 thumbs so i couldnt break the chain. Also OP its you own damn fault

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lolx7 5

guys.. come on saying fuck is really getting on my fucking nerves so shut the fuck up!

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v3nomously 0

....mom walks in. Aww fuck!!

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dre_bro11 12
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79, you were a little kid once.

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divine69 0
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78 - we can tell :/

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alexisssssssss 0

48- you fucking ruined it!

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yamatelle 19

Oh, you're fucked. Watch his mom come and he screams, "I doo-doo my pants! Fuck!" Pray that the dad curses also and she might blame it on him, like they always do.

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Notimetobleed 14
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"Mommy, you finally fucking came to take me home! Where the fuck were you?"

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perdix 29

Let him shit on the couch and then he'll calm the fuck down.

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numbers878 8
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How does shitting on a couch calm you?

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perdix 29

Try it, you'll see. Also, look around and see if you can find a relevant reference. It's much easier than Where's Waldo.

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fml_ydi79 15
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4- I see what you did there lol FML

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fml_ydi79 15
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Half my comment is missing, so I understand the thumbs down... :)

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RedPillSucks 31

Previous FML reference FTW

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fml_ydi79 15
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That's actually what I wanted to say 45 but it didn't post for some reason

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denvan 0

A kids brain is like a sponge, you're fucked up the ass and all ways. No more babysitting for you

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divine69 0
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F is also for fail

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juturnaamo 29

Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'

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MyPerspective 4
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True. Reverse psychology. It will work.;)

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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There's only one thing left to do, tie him to a chair, keep his eyes open and put on all kid show ep's about "swearing is bad". Once mommy gets home, pretend like nothing happened. Or else you fuck fuckety fucked fucked fucked...

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newzealand 28
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Time it right, and as the mum comes home pretend to be teaching him how to say "truck". My sister had to be trained to say 'Lorry' instead.

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margie4peace 11
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Another great idea, as long as he doesn't already know the word Truck. Probably does.

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NoNotTheFace 8

So how's my little baby doing today? Aww fuck mommy I think I did a fucking dooty.

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miserypoison 13
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Just say TV said it.

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goobergirlie 5

Tv doesn't say fuck. Not allowed. And any show that would comes on late night HBO porn, which he shouldn't be watching anyways.

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yamatelle 19

16-TV doesn't say fuck? You obviously haven't seen True Blood. Or Family Guy.

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anorexicbarbie 8
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22 Usually the F word is censored on cable tv. True blood though is on showtime, I believe, so I don't think the F word is censored there.

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goobergirlie 5

22- true blood is on Showtime, which is like HBO. And it's something that child shouldnt be watching.

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goobergirlie 5

And last I checked when they play south park and family guy on cable they censor the f word. They wouldn't censor on the DVD, but on comedy central and tbs they would.

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lifesuxalways12 0

True blood actually shows ppl fucking sooo.....

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KennyMcCrmick322 0
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That wouldn't work cuz idk many parents that want there kid watching Southpark, family guy, or shows like that

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Yeah, you do watch tv?

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