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Ohhh she's going to **** you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how ******* dare you?
Listen it ******
Well ****, I guess that means you won't be getting paid.
Stop ******* swearing.
Its not really that big of a deal, she won't care that muc it's not like you said it to him directly
'Hi mommy, **** you!'
What the **** is ******* wrong with saying **** all ******* day?
fuckity, shit, shit, **** and willy. Willy, shit and **** and... ****.
Just say that ur neighbor cut herself slicing bread or something creative like that, either that or wash his mouth out with soap...
You better watch your ******* mouth!
Kings Speech anyone?
1 I was going to thub up your comment but it had 69 thumbs so i couldnt break the chain. Also OP its you own damn fault
79, you were a little kid once.
78 - we can tell :/
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Oh, you're ******. Watch his mom come and he screams, "I doo-doo my pants! ****!" Pray that the dad curses also and she might blame it on him, like they always do.
"Mommy, you finally ******* came to take me home! Where the **** were you?"
How does ******** on a couch calm you?
4- I see what you did there lol FML
Half my comment is missing, so I understand the thumbs down... :)
That's actually what I wanted to say 45 but it didn't post for some reason
F is also for fail
Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'
True. Reverse psychology. It will work.;)
There's only one thing left to do, tie him to a chair, keep his eyes open and put on all kid show ep's about "swearing is bad". Once mommy gets home, pretend like nothing happened. Or else you **** fuckety ****** ****** ******...
Time it right, and as the mum comes home pretend to be teaching him how to say "truck". My sister had to be trained to say 'Lorry' instead.
Another great idea, as long as he doesn't already know the word Truck. Probably does.
Just say TV said it.
22 Usually the F word is censored on cable tv. True blood though is on showtime, I believe, so I don't think the F word is censored there.
That wouldn't work cuz idk many parents that want there kid watching Southpark, family guy, or shows like that
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Ohhh she's going to **** you up. Teaching a little kid words like that, how ******* dare you?
Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'