FML : Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

katt_is_here Say more :

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

By katt_is_here - / Sunday 2 October 2011 05:15 / United States

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By leftwardfoil | 14

#3376146 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:37

Best. Job. Ever.

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3376183 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:53

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

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By iheartbewbies | 0

#3376142 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:32

That's the FIRST time I've heard of that happening.

storyofthemonth | 0

#3376145 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:33

It's halloween already? Wow, the years gone by fast.

bethyc4 | 26

#3376238 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:06

Clever "first" comment

luvtheknot | 6

#3376244 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:08

I hope you finished with "use a steak knife, they work better."

Kyzahhh | 7

#3376256 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:17

Oh god bieber wigs that's putrid

KennKenn | 0

#3376322 - Sunday 2 October 2011 02:01

It's only right you can find a Beiber wig in a Halloween store.

CCrunner2 | 0

#3376500 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:06

That Is one of the most original FMLs I've seen

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3377151 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:40

You forgot to say "and set it on fire".

dre_bro11 | 12

#3377179 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:51

OP, practice make perfect. We never know the day that person might actually meet JB.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3378444 - Sunday 2 October 2011 07:29

Obviously OP hasn't been on the streets of west L.A.

RacerX1695 | 1

#3379547 - Monday 3 October 2011 01:02

Omg I totally agree.

imjessicababy | 0

#3381041 - Monday 3 October 2011 07:40

What did his comment say?! It's moderated.. :(

By leftwardfoil | 14

#3376146 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:37

Best. Job. Ever.

ContradictionsAw | 4

#3376275 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:30

Agreed.

Zepset_fml | 13

#3377205 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:56

I second that. ;) Damn I'd love to have been the person hitting the wig with a pimp cane.

RawrNom | 0

#3377278 - Sunday 2 October 2011 04:13

I was thinking the same thing! this should be. MLIA. awesome not average ;)

Driveshaft | 5

#3379308 - Sunday 2 October 2011 11:28

That's no fml! That's the best sentence uttered in the history of forever!!!!

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3379330 - Sunday 2 October 2011 11:34

I want a fucking pimp cane!

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3379332 - Sunday 2 October 2011 11:34

I want a fucking pimp cane!

lionlvr | 9

#3382596 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:59

Agreed!!

By perdix | 29

#3376149 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:37

Were you to ashamed to admit that it was your own natural hair? The Beeb is not a good hairdo for a pudgy soccer mom -- no wonder you're getting hit with a pimp cane.

belkinbra | 12

#3377469 - Sunday 2 October 2011 04:43

I think you are confused. Re-read the FML

FrostHeart | 36

#3377661 - Sunday 2 October 2011 05:08

The bieber wig was part of the Halloween suits. OP didn't have it on

batman1024 | 0

#3378283 - Sunday 2 October 2011 07:04

re read the fml...... wow

FiestaInMyPants | 8

#3378618 - Sunday 2 October 2011 08:09

He's not confused, it was a joke. :P

katt_is_here | 24

#3379859 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:10

I would hit myself with the pimp cane if I had that hair style.

perdix | 29

#3380283 - Monday 3 October 2011 04:10

Thanks for straightening me out on that one. With a 300-character limit it was hard to tell exactly where the wig was. I'm sure you look perfectly fetching in your Don Draper hairdo ;)

katt_is_here | 24

#3380769 - Monday 3 October 2011 06:02

Malibu87 | 2

#3937344 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 10:53

PLZ help!!! your fml was hilarious. i couldn't read it to my boyfriend i was laughing so hard. I'm new to fml member site and i can't seem to add this fml to my favorites. can anyone help?

iBiteRoses | 22

#4028674 - Monday 13 February 2012 07:56

There's a little <3 looking thing in the lower-right corner of the original FML, click on it and wait a second and the <3 turns red, that means "Added to Favorites."

jake12221212121 | 4

#4722166 - Monday 23 July 2012 03:45

Again what 88 said, it was a joke if you read perdix's description you will know. I love seeing comments from perdix

By rattusrattus | 18

#3376180 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:50

Best. Sentence. Ever. Although someone needs to hit the actual Bieber with a pimp cane. Or put him in a pimp outfit for our entertainment.

Joey44 | 15

#3376344 - Sunday 2 October 2011 02:11

Someone does need to hit him with a pimp cane. And then with a sledgehammer, and then with a chainsaw, and then with a truck, and then with a nuclear bomb...

rattusrattus | 18

#3376494 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:04

Whilst he's wearing the stupid pimp outfit. I mean one that's horrifically tacky. Clashing colours, random patterns, manky faux fur and ridiculously overblown gold jewellery that goes green in the rain. And then put it on Youtube set to the Hallelujah chorus from Handel's Messiah.

Joey44 | 15

#3377319 - Sunday 2 October 2011 04:20

I definitely like this plan *gets Bieber-catching net*

zm0nster | 2

#3378913 - Sunday 2 October 2011 09:34

bitch is invincible

yadisingh | 5

#3379292 - Sunday 2 October 2011 11:26

:') these made me so happy to read. Just imagining them happening >:D

katt_is_here | 24

#3379871 - Monday 3 October 2011 02:13

If it was his pimp cane and his wig, I would have smiled and said, "Carry on." The FML is definitely the fact that I had to tell him to stop.

hollyleaf_fml | 8

#5321646 - Sunday 13 January 2013 07:57

I like your profile picture. - a brony :)

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3376183 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:53

"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"

By Logomog | 14

#3376192 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:56

fuck your life

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3376201 - Sunday 2 October 2011 12:58

Has it really gotten to the point where people are dressing up as pimps and justin bieber for halloween?

nolarboot | 10

#3378113 - Sunday 2 October 2011 06:27

Yes. Yes it has.

False_Stupidity | 41

#3378466 - Sunday 2 October 2011 07:35

Can you think of anything scarier?

Hannah_rox3 | 8

#3379055 - Sunday 2 October 2011 10:19

Hillary Clinton?

Gloritank | 8

#3382492 - Monday 3 October 2011 05:13

George W. Bush allowed a third term would be scarier.

By dannyboy66 | 7

#3376211 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:01

Haha i'd laugh it was a kid using the pimp cane what a future they would have :P

By LlamaFlavoured | 22

#3376215 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:03

Why on earth would you tell them to stop? ;)

ikickgingers | 15

#3377138 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:37

11 - I was thinking the same. :D

By NoNotTheFace | 8

#3376236 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:05

Can you blame him? The Bieber wig's pretty fucking creepy. I can remember having a nightmare where I woke up, went to the toilet, looked in the mirror and saw myself in a Bieber wig. Let's just say I woke up in a wet bed.

bill929 | 7

#3376287 - Sunday 2 October 2011 01:40

So what ur saying there is that u had a wet dream about Justin bieber. That's just wrong in so many ways.

Joey44 | 15

#3376352 - Sunday 2 October 2011 02:14

lol #17

saIty | 17

#3376367 - Sunday 2 October 2011 02:18

Nah yo. I have wet dreams of Bieber's luscious hair. The way he flipped his hair back and fourth, and how it always seemed to go slow-mo. Wtf am I saying? I'ma shut up now.

NoNotTheFace | 8

#3378009 - Sunday 2 October 2011 06:11

Yes. It means I had a wet dream about making love with a Bieber wig. And yes. I said 'making love'. Because I had intimate feelings with it and actually kissed the bitch unlike what they do in porn.