It's halloween already? Wow, the years gone by fast.

Clever "first" comment

I hope you finished with "use a steak knife, they work better."

Oh god bieber wigs that's putrid

It's only right you can find a Beiber wig in a Halloween store.

That Is one of the most original FMLs I've seen

You forgot to say "and set it on fire".

OP, practice make perfect. We never know the day that person might actually meet JB.

Omg I totally agree.

What did his comment say?! It's moderated.. :(

Agreed.

I second that. ;) Damn I'd love to have been the person hitting the wig with a pimp cane.

I was thinking the same thing! this should be. MLIA. awesome not average ;)

That's no fml! That's the best sentence uttered in the history of forever!!!!

I want a fucking pimp cane!

I want a fucking pimp cane!

Agreed!!

I think you are confused. Re-read the FML

The bieber wig was part of the Halloween suits. OP didn't have it on

re read the fml...... wow

He's not confused, it was a joke. :P

I would hit myself with the pimp cane if I had that hair style.

Thanks for straightening me out on that one. With a 300-character limit it was hard to tell exactly where the wig was. I'm sure you look perfectly fetching in your Don Draper hairdo ;)

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

PLZ help!!! your fml was hilarious. i couldn't read it to my boyfriend i was laughing so hard. I'm new to fml member site and i can't seem to add this fml to my favorites. can anyone help?

There's a little <3 looking thing in the lower-right corner of the original FML, click on it and wait a second and the <3 turns red, that means "Added to Favorites."

Again what 88 said, it was a joke if you read perdix's description you will know. I love seeing comments from perdix

Someone does need to hit him with a pimp cane. And then with a sledgehammer, and then with a chainsaw, and then with a truck, and then with a nuclear bomb...

Whilst he's wearing the stupid pimp outfit. I mean one that's horrifically tacky. Clashing colours, random patterns, manky faux fur and ridiculously overblown gold jewellery that goes green in the rain. And then put it on Youtube set to the Hallelujah chorus from Handel's Messiah.

I definitely like this plan *gets Bieber-catching net*

bitch is invincible

:') these made me so happy to read. Just imagining them happening >:D

If it was his pimp cane and his wig, I would have smiled and said, "Carry on." The FML is definitely the fact that I had to tell him to stop.

I like your profile picture. - a brony :)

Yes. Yes it has.

Can you think of anything scarier?

Hillary Clinton?

George W. Bush allowed a third term would be scarier.

11 - I was thinking the same. :D

So what ur saying there is that u had a wet dream about Justin bieber. That's just wrong in so many ways.

lol #17

Nah yo. I have wet dreams of Bieber's luscious hair. The way he flipped his hair back and fourth, and how it always seemed to go slow-mo. Wtf am I saying? I'ma shut up now.

Yes. It means I had a wet dream about making love with a Bieber wig. And yes. I said 'making love'. Because I had intimate feelings with it and actually kissed the bitch unlike what they do in porn.