Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
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Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
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LemonadePink 0
Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.
xxorganizedmess 0
WHO CARES?
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Comments (93)
michaelrule4 0
FIRST!!!
scateice 0
SECOND!!!
LewJH 0
THIRD?
xxorganizedmess 0
WHO CARES?
LewJH 0
Me... :(
Alexandrianz 0
IDK WHATS WORSE... YOU DONT KNOW WHEN YOUR OVERWEIGHT FAT PEOPLE ARENT NICE ANYMORE:(
Starchild21 3
FAT PEOPLE AREN'T NICE ANYMORE!?!?!?!? ______________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
wingedspiritus 0
LMAO. THE FIRST THREE COMMENTS ARE WIN. Ahahaha. @Starchild: I can't figure if you are being sarcastic, but being fat does not make a person nice... I think that's kind of obvious though?
arienh4 0
I think that was meant mockingly.
spectreU98 0
I'm posting underneath #1 so I can be #2! I'm so special and clever. That being said, that kid's a jerk. Did the mom get mad at you?
bordom45 4
LOL
mash_mash_fml 4
No.
Goob_the_dude 0
ouch lol that sucks for u btw i love ur username lol
quirinus 0
hahahahha geniaal :-) YDI for too many pies
jane99 2
cute.
rachexl 0
ill just take care of it for the 100 people that are gonna post it YDI FOR BEING FAT!!!
ParaplegicPony 0
Not necessarily his/her fault for being fat, but for being fat and then bitching about it when people call you what you are. Why do people think it's so inappropriate to acknowledge that somebody is overweight? It's usually there personal choice of unhealthy diet and lack of exercise.
The_Uncouth 0
i really think people just come on here to be ignorant twats...
blackhawk465 0
Um no. It IS their fault for being fat.
harlehatschi 0
she might have a thyroid (not sure how to spell that and cbf looking it up)/hormonal problem...
JordanDempsey 20
Anyone care how she "punished" him?
Mx_Rider 6
eight!!!! now watch ever 1 get mad :D
nazooer 11
Your 9, loser.
talk2sachinkumar 5
exactly!!
danis_fml 12
some fat people are mean but some are really nice so you shouldn't judge them.
amy1504 0
Haha :) Kids usually speak the truth..
Sun_Kissed18 25
Isn't he a little brat ;)
LemonadePink 0
Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.
Lichinamo 33
First, some people are genetically fat, and you can't change genetics. Second, the fatness is not the FML, it's the fact that the mother told the bratty child that fat people are nice, and that the child was bratty.
emisheah 17
For people with health conditions it can't always be changed, it was rude of the kid to say that
Bloodknight 22
Bwahaha, I use to think fat people were all nice too until I saw that episode of Wife Swap years ago with that fat Jesus freak, OMG, she scared the he'll out of me!
Mata_Hari 0
Yep, I remember that episode. The God Warrior on Trading Spouses, RUN! D: