Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
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Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
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LemonadePink 0
Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.
xxorganizedmess 0
WHO CARES?
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Comments (93)
ragsy 7
Babysit for him again and torture him.
Ninja_Style 0
Not an FML! It should be damn I'm a lazy POS!!! For letting my body get this way and be a fattty fat fat fat. Your y America is the laughing stock of all other countrys. So leave mcdonalds alone and watch what you eat and soon you will see your feet! Oohh skeet skeet .lol real loud at u
Bibbz55 0
ouch
LollyPop1 0
Wow.... da's echt stom.... Maar misschien ligt het niet aan jou he, en wou dat kind gewoon ehmm, stom doen ofzo, kweeni..
iamspartacus2 0
Well **** me sideways! I lived in Belgium once too. But **** #67 too, because he's calling Americans fat, but this is from Belgium. And anyone who says YDI for being fat is a Nazi and a douche, probably every bit as fat as the OP too.
dol567 0
Can everyone stop picking on Americans? Not to do the same to others, but I know that Beitain for one is getting heavier with the recession, and when I went to Europe last summer, most of the overweight people I saw were NOT American tourists.
mps1969 8
Overweight people should rise up against the skinny people who mock them start by becoming cannibals and eat their oppressors !
shining_star 0
somebody is obviously fat and jealous of skinny people's ability to not repulse people...
lilmsgoodgoody 0
WTF is wrong with that bitch? People like her should not be allowed to have kids!
ti3n_t 0
haha it's funny cuz ur fat.
HWR924 0
WTF This reminds me of the time I babysat a kid and he hated me because I was Mexican