Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
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Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
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LemonadePink 0
Okay okay you're fat, not an FML, because that can always be changed you know? At least he didn't say you are ugly, that's something you can't change. SO you are fat and NOT ugly, be happy and lose weight. The end.
xxorganizedmess 0
WHO CARES?
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Comments (93)
shining_star 0
your fault for being fat?
mellr7 0
dont blame it on the kid. all kids say crap like this.
getreadysetfml 0
this is an FML becuz the mom told the little kid that all fat people were nice LMAO
nevershoutx 0
hahhahahah.
Joeboy777 0
lol
fafa123_fml 0
...so what? if u r fat, thats your problem and ur not a victim if u rnt, then u shouldnt be offended this is the dumbest FML ive seen
Xaviara 0
Oh come on please don't kid yourself. You know if you're fat. The kid was a brat anyway, hopefully you explained that to the mom. So??? Lose a little weight and you'll get over it, hopefully you already have though. I saw someone comment saying at least the kid didn't say you were ugly right? Buck up.
shining_star 0
not true...there are some people who are in super denial about being fat and they wear skin tight clothes that they think looks good on them, even when it makes them look ugly and fat and disgusting...i see it a lot
scateice 0
America isn't fat......unless all the fat people are migrating there :0 Only about 1/3 of America(or USA im not sure) is overweight, it's not like EVERYONE is fat
Stroomer 0
The CDC begs to differ: "Percent of noninstitutionalized adults age 20 years and over who are overweight or obese: 67% (2005-2006)" - http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/overwt.htm It's not everybody, true, but it is a lot of fatties.
raeofsunshinexox 0
That percentage also includes athletes and other people who are outside of their suggested weight range due to large amounts of muscle. Even the CDC admits that the percentages aren't accurate because BMI does not directly correlate with body fat percentages. There is a still a high percentage, but not quite 2/3 of the country.
fudrick 0
YDI for punishing a kid you are babysitting. Tell the parents and let them deal with it, you don't have enough authority to choose how he should be punished, possibly making it harder for his parents to properly punish him in the future.
The_Uncouth 0
how could his mom lie to him like that???? lol that sucks seriously tho, just refuse to babysit the little brat. make the mom do some shit for once in her parenthood, god i hate parents like that!