By eastsiderounder - United States - South Jordan
  Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML
eastsiderounder tells us more :
OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.
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  JesterJosh  |  5

Way uncool! Honestly I can't figure out why you need to video tape your sex to "improve". Sounds like just an excuse to make a porno. And "I ain't got no time fo dat!" Seriously though, practice makes perfect you kinky freaks.

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  Welshite  |  39

Yes, but haven't you seen the sex scenes in movies? The way the light bathes the lovers in a romantic halo, or how the sheets are perfectly arranged to cover them to achieve a PG-13 rating? That takes skill!

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  Welshite  |  39

Yes, except people from the South don't engage in incestuous activities like that. They're reserved for weekends only.

By the way, your "incest joke" wasn't funny. As a person born in the South, I find it a bit insulting.

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  joea21  |  21

Well it's your fault from being from the south. If you know anything you'd find out statistically the south has the highest incest rates so I'm sorry facts insult you. Try moving

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  joea21  |  21

No our country is going to shit for far more than that. Like a distinctional government, a crappy president, and delusional citizens that look the other way instead of making our government work for the people like it's intended to.

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  ViktoriaaKills  |  13

The fuck is going on here? if you're fucking American, act like it. You want dictatorship, move out East and shut the fuck up. Otherwise, take the stick out of your ass and chin the hell up. Appreciate the Democracy, the people around you and learn some common sense.

BTW you sound like a dumb twat saying its someone's fault that they're born in a certain area. Go back to kindergarten where you belong...

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  joea21  |  21

You're from fucking Canada and are 19 you know absolutely nothing of value besides hockey and mooses. So mind your own business and hide like the good little Canadian you are. Men are talking here

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  joea21  |  21

Igloos? You're from Alaska now? Oh you're right I have a bachelors degree I'm engineering, serve active duty for 4 years and seen more in my life so far than you ever will but I'm the prehistoric nitwit?