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By youshitme - 25/11/2009 14:45 - Australia

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

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Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:07

Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.

whatthefuckcunt 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:05

you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."

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betamaxjim92 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:28

Wow you really have got balls of steel

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:38

That had to look a tad bit strange.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:41

FYL if it was female crew members laughing at you :] HAHA I can imagine you trying to act all cool at rehearsal, hearing the crew laughing, and then looking down at your left ******** "OHHH NOEZZZ! EPIC FAIL!"