Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.
whatthefuckcunt 0
you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."
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Comments (92)
Terrimina23 0
... What kind of coustume were you wearing?
youshitme 9
It was a scene portraying Adam and Eve, a fig leaf wrapped around ...
CallMeHush 1
Wasn't one colder than the other? I just can't imagine walking around with a nut out.
TheLoneWolf87 4
YOURE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
ohmygoodnex 0
SLAP 'EM
CrispyYoshi 0
GUYS, WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA SKINNY AGAIN: ONE SLAP AT A TIME
hawkloverr 0
yay!
Mortanious 0
YDI for not feeling the pressure against your sack and the chill blowing at your ball. Hahahaha just too funny!
allmidnighteyes 11
I'm reminded of Scary Movie.
DynamicDave 11
"Fellas, (what), fellas, grab your left nut make your right one jealous!"
driedpeaches 0
that's nothing, I was in uniform and missed a button on my pants. I typically don't button the inside flap and I wear boxers. I noticed when I walked out in the cold air that I was "peaking out" after being in the clinic doing a physical for 3 hours.... Either no one noticed or no one had the ball to say anything about it lol
Tonisha123 0
wow ew
moopsy234 0
lmao at least ur cute... if that is you in that pic...