By madeyoulaugh - United States
Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Hey, kids will say anything that pops into their heads. I agree that they need to be taught some manners, but they're 7!! I know 10 year olds that think I'm old (I'm only 21). Even if you're slightly bigger than them, they will think that your fat. I say get over it...

By  Jewelofagal  |  2

The 7 year old has provided you with a "teachable moment" where you then explain the concept of "the glass house" and how words hurt and that nice people don't say such things.

  perdix  |  29

I was thinking the missionary version.

Also, I thought of "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. Less dirty, but also hilarious in my book.

By  Brittface  |  6

Haha that's hilarious. But that kid is a bitch, I would've walked over and get on the trampoline and when she jumped up I'd push her off... then get off laughing and walk inside.

By  myballs  |  0

Hate to say it, OP, but this could be a wake-up call. You don't need to obsess about your health, but being a bit thinner (usually) isn't a bad thing.