Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Rico5037
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I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind
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aback
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Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."
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whatthefuckcunt
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well.... physically, she COULD be right
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Reyo
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I think it's time to teach both your daughtor and her friend about manners...by sitting on them.
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MikeHawke
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2 'I'm fat, FML's in one day.
FUCK YOU OP.
Fucking fat bitch.
FUCK YOU OP.
Fucking fat bitch.
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LoveIsASong_eddi
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Hey, kids will say anything that pops into their heads. I agree that they need to be taught some manners, but they're 7!! I know 10 year olds that think I'm old (I'm only 21). Even if you're slightly bigger than them, they will think that your fat. I say get over it...
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BlueJeans2626
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well you're daughters friend is a little bitch isn't she :)
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ArentICute
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Well, when I was seven I knew not to comment on ones fitness...
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rajjyboi
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don't say that... it's just pure mean!
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heyman125
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your
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Snowlight_fml
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Well, you have a trampoline, how are you still fat?
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kukopia
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You have a computer that's connected to the internet, how are you still ignorant?!?
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sharkwkrox
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lol TOTAL WIN #6
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kukopia
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So now the friend gets a rice cake for a 'treat', because that's what fat people have in the cupboard.
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whiners
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That's not what fat people have in the cupboard. More like Twinkies. Trust me on this, I'm fat.
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zsxwrsd
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i have never had a twinkie in my life and i dot want to ether(reply to #18
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Jewelofagal
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The 7 year old has provided you with a "teachable moment" where you then explain the concept of "the glass house" and how words hurt and that nice people don't say such things.
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nokillnobeepbeep
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Like a piledriver? I don't think she would be flexible enough to do that kind of position. Or is he bouncing doing missionary? That would be hilarious.
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perdix
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I was thinking the missionary version.
Also, I thought of "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. Less dirty, but also hilarious in my book.
Also, I thought of "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. Less dirty, but also hilarious in my book.
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Brittface
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Haha that's hilarious. But that kid is a bitch, I would've walked over and get on the trampoline and when she jumped up I'd push her off... then get off laughing and walk inside.
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markusse
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You're fat too
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Rico5037
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I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind
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hoppy708
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Omg that's great!!!????
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Miss_Chevious
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is that a question, exclamation or a statement?
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andreyaxo
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Wow, sounds like someone needs a slap across the face. ^^
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Mortanious
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Hahahahahaha YDI for getting pwned by a kid, you know that was coming and you set yourself up for that one.
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myballs
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Hate to say it, OP, but this could be a wake-up call. You don't need to obsess about your health, but being a bit thinner (usually) isn't a bad thing.
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aback
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Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."