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well you're daughters friend is a little bitch isn't she :)
Well, when I was seven I knew not to comment on ones fitness...
don't say that... it's just pure mean!
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Well, you have a trampoline, how are you still fat?
You have a computer that's connected to the internet, how are you still ignorant?!?
So now the friend gets a rice cake for a 'treat', because that's what fat people have in the cupboard.
The 7 year old has provided you with a "teachable moment" where you then explain the concept of "the glass house" and how words hurt and that nice people don't say such things.
Like a piledriver? I don't think she would be flexible enough to do that kind of position. Or is he bouncing doing missionary? That would be hilarious.
Haha that's hilarious. But that kid is a bitch, I would've walked over and get on the trampoline and when she jumped up I'd push her off... then get off laughing and walk inside.
You're fat too
Omg that's great!!!????
is that a question, exclamation or a statement?
Hahahahahaha YDI for getting pwned by a kid, you know that was coming and you set yourself up for that one.
Hate to say it, OP, but this could be a wake-up call. You don't need to obsess about your health, but being a bit thinner (usually) isn't a bad thing.
Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."
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I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind
Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."