Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I was at a waterpark with my friends, waiting in line for about 45 minutes to go on the biggest ride there. When it was finally our turn, the lifeguard at the top pulled me over and measured me to see if I was tall enough. I wasn't. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
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scorpiogirl666 0
"what I assumed was him checking me out" stuck up much?
kristina3514 0
where does it say she's fat? She could just have a really scrawny boyfriend!
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xHaniffax 0
YDI for using the word "proceeded" he did not "proceed" to say he said it.
Jaywin 3
I hate these FMLs. "I thought a guy/girl found me attractive. He/She didn't and I was insulted. FML" This happens to everyone at least once in their lifetime it's no big deal. You just move on since you won't see this person ever again anyway. If the FML is about you being heavier than your boyfriend (which I doubt since if it was, the whole part about the lifeguard checking you out wouldn't be here) well that sucks but you could do something about it.
HurgleGlurgle 0
I'm consistently amazed at how rude and mean people are in these comments. :( Regardless - This is either just an unfortunate reminder that you are overweight, or that you're at a normal weight, but simply heavier than your boyfriend. :)
freemuffins 0
I LOL'd
scorpioserpent 1
What's the FML? It's a safety issue for the heaviest to be in front. And why would it concern you whether a guy is checking you out or not, as you have a bf. If you really are fat, then you should know you are fatter than your boyfriend. If it really bothers you, do something about it.
Yeoman 0
Haha ouch. Well, at least he was honest. And safety is always number 1
Piemarz 0
Seriously, get off your scrawny chicken boyfriend and get a chubby lad.
hustler123 0
haha ow owwww!!!! lmfao hey well he spoke as to what he felt, cant blame him Did u want him to check you out??
rukusrazor 0
Was just doing his job. You want other guys checking you out when you're out with your boyfriend? Also, again, assumptions: mother of all **** ups. YDI.
kapay 0
Same thing would happen with me and my girl :( I'm trying to put on weight I swear. I gained about 10 pounds in the past half year.