Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML
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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I was at a waterpark with my friends, waiting in line for about 45 minutes to go on the biggest ride there. When it was finally our turn, the lifeguard at the top pulled me over and measured me to see if I was tall enough. I wasn't. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
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scorpiogirl666 0
"what I assumed was him checking me out" stuck up much?
kristina3514 0
where does it say she's fat? She could just have a really scrawny boyfriend!
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hawkloverr 0
if a guy is looking you UP AND DOWN it's not stuck up to think you're being checked out. that's not a normal way to look at a chick...
candyxpopcorn 0
Hey, the lifeguard was only telling you to sit in the back so you won't injure yourself or your boyfriend.
darrelfinn 0
#43 I'm not sure where you're from but sizes in the US and the UK are different. In the UK, 14 is around the average size for girls, but because we use a different sizing method, our size 14 is actually equal to something like a size 8 in US sizes.
englishmuffin 0
#74/Rawrasaur: I get that you're trying to defend the OP because people here are making harsh comments and assumptions, but saying, "Sock that idiot straight in the face. He'll be overweight from the swelling...." Uh... what have you been smoking? First of all, that was a fail joke. But second of all, do you always exert violence on people who are just DOING THEIR JOBS? I mean, there's a reason that they seat heavier people in the back. Do you think the lifeguard who works there should compromise their safety for the sake of her ego? Think about what you're saying.
sinnedsoul 0
hahahaha. get skinnier.
smhmd0521 0
look stop givin the girl sympathy. You should be thankful your boyfriend even wanted to be seen in public with a fat gf in a bathing suit, so stop bitchin and hit the treadmill so he can be proud
ashbash92 0
Hahaha, what a d*ck.
Arrayist1 0
Dang. That's a bit rude for him to say it like that, but he's just doing his job, I guess... And to all the people who are assuming that your fat, I laugh at you, because i'm not very fat at all, and my boyfriend still weighs less than me. :]
intangible_x 1
you totally deserved it . it's not your boyfriend's fault that he's skinnier than you . & it's definitely not the lifeguard's fault for being truthful ; he's just doing his job .
calilifeguard198 0
if this incident happened at Mustang Water Park then it was me who told her to sit in back. I worked the tube ride all day. no one but me was up there. except for 20 mins and it was a girl who gave me a break. and it is the rule. physics apply on the slide. and a reversal can result in injury. so I was just doing my job. although there were some fat girls there today...