Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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rg350dx 29
Maybe he's planning on doubling up to, "part the red sea."
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well he could have forgotten both those facts. I end up picking up stuff I thought I was out of all the time.
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Comments (136)
Obey_StudBoii 23
He's a horrible liar. Get rid of him.
Cazz91 21
Perhaps talk to him a little further before jumping the gun here OP. Just because you're on your menstrual cycle and he bought condoms in addition to the box you have at home doesn't mean the worst. He honestly could be stocking up for you guys (especially if they happen to be on sale) to have lots ready for your fun adventures after you're done or possibly consider during that time. If you have sex a lot, sometimes you don't realize how fast you went through a box of condoms. I agree that it raises a warning flag but it wouldn't be something I would jump to conclusions without investigating a little further in my opinion. Has he done something in the past to make you question his loyalty to you now or is this just a recent "odd" thing to you? Either way I hope you reply with what happened. I am hoping this FML ends up a happy ending from confusion instead of a terrible one from the truth.
SJRsooner 17
This is why you wait until marriage for sex
raecattach 7
Don't you mean "ex" boyfriend?!
cappellaaa 23
well that's awkward... I'd deff have a serious talk. but try not to get too angry, at least until he can explain himself better
Raykyogrou03 12
Maybe it's his time of the month too.
B0nb0N09 12
Anyone who calls you "babe"- run!
termin8tor786 10
You should have waited and see where he goes after buying them, instead of confronting him.
vintaqe 28
If you have to stalk someone to feel secure in a relationship, then you shouldn't be in said relationship.
khodginssxo 14
Lol so much talk about period sex on this, geez! buut besides that maybe he forgot just keep an eye on him for sure! Goodluck chickiee, let us no in a follow up how it goes
Banyes 7
maybe he is doing someone else:-(