FML : Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly...

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Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

OfficeDroneWoman says more :

OP here. Some of you noticed it said "woman." Yes, I'm a woman. That's why her complaint made no sense. Glad to report, though, that after a couple days HR got back to me and said I was off the hook, and told her that if she makes any more accusations like that, she'll be fired. She can't even look me in the eye now.

By OfficeDroneWoman - / Tuesday 23 July 2013 17:16 / United States - Gaithersburg

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By xtna | 9

#5594758 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:05

Bitches be crazy

By etishuman22 | 32

#5594760 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:05

That's gratitude, for ya. No good deed goes unpunished.

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By br00kr | 22

#5594757 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:05

Wow just wow

domking1315 | 20

#5594767 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:07

...would you like to retry that comment?

FlyingLeumer | 19

#5594774 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:08

People who rush to get the top comment... I love to hate them

SwaggCapone | 11

#5594830 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:29

Yeah I'd definitely avoid her at all cost OP

soccerstar1996 | 18

#5594838 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:31

Doesn't it say OP is a girl? So technically OP could fight back by saying she isn't into women

br00kr | 22

#5594923 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:14

I just said that because I am shocked by that. I didn't rush to get first comment so please stop raging at me.

br00kr | 22

#5594927 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:15

Love how in your profile you said you love all your comments to be uplifting.

Since1998 | 20

#5594976 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:29

We all love how you accuse us of overreacting when youre the one who checked someones profile to make a comment against them

rockydify | 22

#5595012 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:45

So any man could do the same thing? "It's not sexual harassment, I'm gay"

br00kr | 22

#5595054 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:07

And who are you? Unless you are one of the people my sister harassed yesterday and the day before I am dreadfully sorry.

Starcatch77 | 20

#5595061 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:09

The old "my sister/cousin/friend was on my account and said weird/mean things" excuse. A classic.

kee_breezy32 | 34

#5595079 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:19

#14
right! if your going to be the first one to comment, at least make it worth getting a thumbs up on!

By xtna | 9

#5594758 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:05

Bitches be crazy

fuckedPriceless | 17

#5595163 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 2:17

"If someone's USB gets stuck in your port, give me a call. I'm with IT and an expert at putting things in and out of stuff!"

LeFrogDog | 27

#5595224 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:10

here mam ill put my floppy in your drive

Kn0wledge123 | 21

#5595302 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 4:22

Too bad it's still illegal to slap stupid people.

SwaggCapone | 11

#5595469 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 6:39

Yeah I'd avoid her at all cost OP

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5595709 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 11:55

If this girl acts like this at work, which is scary, think about how she is outside of the work place. If/when she goes out, imagine a guy just saying, "Hi." She'd have a bouncer kick the guy out for being too aggressive towards her. Yikes!

By etishuman22 | 32

#5594760 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:05

That's gratitude, for ya. No good deed goes unpunished.

persianninja | 23

#5595104 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:37

Niceness has become so rare it's sometimes mistaken by flirtation

etishuman22 | 32

#5595121 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:45

I've unfortunately been mistaken for flirting with people when I was being nice, too. So you are completely correct, friend!

NeatNit | 32

#5595508 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 7:37

are you coming on to him?

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5595711 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:04

65 and 66 are correct. If you offer a helping hand or being nice, it is considered flirting. Why can't people just thank the people offering help instead of accusing them that they are being hit on? They should feel so lucky someone is willing to give them help.

Epikouros | 31

#5595747 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:37

I like to thank people by offering to lick their genitals, but my kindness isn't appreciated either.

etishuman22 | 32

#5596075 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 17:00

You'll truly never know, will you, #107? ;)

I don't even know. I was trying to be funny, but I don't think I quite got there. Where's my damn coffee? It's too early for me to think this hard!!!!

Jnerdy97 | 13

#6549872 - Tuesday 1 March 2016 22:47

To me the only reason niceness is rare now is because of stuff like this. So I agree with the people who so say niceness is taken as flirtation nowadays. It's so hard to be nice.

By MrConcise | 34

#5594761 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:06

Don't tell girls at work you wanna show them porn on the computer, bad form.

tj4234 | 35

#5594965 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:23

He didn't...

3mILY_maRy629 | 11

#5594988 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:37

*She

nogood9 | 4

#5597998 - Thursday 25 July 2013 23:01

These two replies highlight all the worst types of comments on this site: the ignorance of sarcasm followed by a superfluous correction that does not improve or add to the conversation. I should also include this comment, which in the end, is just useless criticism of others.

fatlemonjefferso | 8

#5602844 - Monday 29 July 2013 5:33

I think the gender of the OP is important in this case.

By rg350dx | 29

#5594762 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:06

As long as you didn't make any references to making your floppy disk a hard drive, I really don't see the problem.

Steve95401 | 48

#5594796 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:15

OP is a woman, by the way.

rg350dx | 29

#5594841 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:32

Run a sniffer to see if her ports are open.

rg350dx | 29

#5594851 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:38

Help her practice her fingering so she knows how to work sticky keys.

roro_superloser | 13

#5594921 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:12

#5 haha three-in-a-row don't know how u do it! Respect.

uoeno_fml | 20

#5595210 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:00

Rg350dx just ended all of our careers

roro_superloser | 13

#5595272 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 3:50

Haha right. I feel useless. Now I'm gonna have to think even harder!

By whyisitme12 | 19

#5594763 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:06

If you work there a while i bet they'll believe you over the other person. No worries OP

By FlyingLeumer | 19

#5594764 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:06

She sounds just a bit touchy. I'm sorry OP, you'll get around the bogus claims though.

TheOnlyKittyKat | 15

#5594797 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:15

Maybe she's one of those girls that think everybody wants them.

FlyingLeumer | 19

#5594804 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:17

This is a possibility, but still doesn't warrent unprofessional behavior

TheOnlyKittyKat | 15

#5595065 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:11

Oh I understand that, but I'm just saying "bitches be crazy".

nightbirdblue | 27

#5595069 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:13

Maybe she just likes to make lawsuits, so she never actually has to work. She could also just love causing trouble for other people.

By Mermhun | 10

#5594765 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:07

Miscommunication. Sucks to suck, OP.

michael666 | 7

#5594854 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:39

shut up.

hcollins1 | 18

#5594901 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:02

And that comment just happens to come from a girl wearing pretty much nothing.

etishuman22 | 32

#5595035 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:57

I think she's a troll. And that she doesn't actually exist. But you looked!

kee_breezy32 | 34

#5595086 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:23

#39, I agree, why would someone choose to put something like that as their profile picture on a public site like this anyways...smh!

hcollins1 | 18

#5596686 - Thursday 25 July 2013 0:11

#62 exactly! Then complain that they get all the wrong attention, oh gee. I wonder why. Lol

By Abbbiiieeeeeeeee | 16

#5594766 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:07

Sheesh! People seem to have forgotten what it is for someone just to be nice to them with no hidden meanings behind it.

simplysarcastics | 25

#5594839 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:31

I agree its like you cannot be nice without people thinking you want them. Smh

TheOnlyKittyKat | 15

#5595089 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:25

Or honk. Whenever we're out, my friend flips off cars that honk, because she thinks they're honking at her.

By bazingabitches | 17

#5594768 - Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:07

I can't see how kindness would warrant accusations of sexual harassment.

TheOnlyKittyKat | 15

#5595091 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 1:27

Because some people take politeness as, "I think you're so hot and I want you."

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