Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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rg350dx 29
Maybe he's planning on doubling up to, "part the red sea."
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well he could have forgotten both those facts. I end up picking up stuff I thought I was out of all the time.
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Comments (136)
Zoeythedinosaur 17
Could've walked up with a chastity belt and announce that it's for the both of you as well.
lukep135 6
Man the guy probally just forgot he had condoms or wanted some more! No need to be suspicious about nothing
californianking1 8
Appropriate username!!
PieknyCzlowiek 7
What is the big deal with the "its my time of the month" deal? The sex is better because the hormones are stronger and women are more self lubricated during their period. Anyone who is scared of it should stop overthinking it.
amisenho 11
Uh, not necessarily. Blood dries much quicker and causes more friction than lubricant produced during an ******. The extra mucus/blood mix doesn't make up for a lack of quality natural lubricant. I don't know about the girls you've been with, but as far as speaking from experience, period sex is horrible.
vintaqe 28
You're completely correct. And if you're not on birth control and are using condoms during period sex, you are more likely to create microtears in the condom due to the dried blood. For the men that do please your women during these hard times, GOOD ******* JOB you nasty beasts. It really helps alleviate cramps. But seriously, period is human waste. That's like having sex while ********.
boomer1986 8
maybe psycho women always go to the worst place in their heads.
Fmlsea 28
clearly they weren't for you and him , i'd look into that he could be cheating on you.
firebird94510 5
well think hard, has his behavior changed. does he feel more distant from you? there are signs. Sometimes people also have a hard time trusting. i hope he isn't lying to you but most girls can tell when thier man is being unfaithful. perhaps discussing your feelings might help to weed out what exactly is going on. it might or might not just be all in your head. just trying talking about it.
SSTRNK 6
I really hope you don't think you can't get pregnant on your period.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I think OP thinks he's cheating on her because he doesn't like having sex with her when she's on her period.
Royalistic 8
Could have been renewing.
keyofdestiny13 24
Maybe he wanted a different size, or a different brand? And what's so bad about having sex on your period? I've had sex on my period twice.