By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
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rg350dx 29

Maybe he's planning on doubling up to, "part the red sea."

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Well he could have forgotten both those facts. I end up picking up stuff I thought I was out of all the time.

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Zoeythedinosaur 17

Could've walked up with a chastity belt and announce that it's for the both of you as well.

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lukep135 6

Man the guy probally just forgot he had condoms or wanted some more! No need to be suspicious about nothing

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PieknyCzlowiek 7

What is the big deal with the "its my time of the month" deal? The sex is better because the hormones are stronger and women are more self lubricated during their period. Anyone who is scared of it should stop overthinking it.

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amisenho 11

Uh, not necessarily. Blood dries much quicker and causes more friction than lubricant produced during an ******. The extra mucus/blood mix doesn't make up for a lack of quality natural lubricant. I don't know about the girls you've been with, but as far as speaking from experience, period sex is horrible.

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vintaqe 28

You're completely correct. And if you're not on birth control and are using condoms during period sex, you are more likely to create microtears in the condom due to the dried blood. For the men that do please your women during these hard times, GOOD ******* JOB you nasty beasts. It really helps alleviate cramps. But seriously, period is human waste. That's like having sex while ********.

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boomer1986 8

maybe psycho women always go to the worst place in their heads.

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Fmlsea 28

clearly they weren't for you and him , i'd look into that he could be cheating on you.

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firebird94510 5

well think hard, has his behavior changed. does he feel more distant from you? there are signs. Sometimes people also have a hard time trusting. i hope he isn't lying to you but most girls can tell when thier man is being unfaithful. perhaps discussing your feelings might help to weed out what exactly is going on. it might or might not just be all in your head. just trying talking about it.

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SSTRNK 6

I really hope you don't think you can't get pregnant on your period.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I think OP thinks he's cheating on her because he doesn't like having sex with her when she's on her period.

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Royalistic 8

Could have been renewing.

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keyofdestiny13 24

Maybe he wanted a different size, or a different brand? And what's so bad about having sex on your period? I've had sex on my period twice.

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