Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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rg350dx 29
Maybe he's planning on doubling up to, "part the red sea."
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well he could have forgotten both those facts. I end up picking up stuff I thought I was out of all the time.
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Comments (136)
tehdarkness 21
Hmmm... This is tough because if he is being honest then you're crazy... I say go with your gut! If you don't trust him then it's better to end it regardless!
doitlikeabrotha 10
If that's all he's buying that is the lamest excuse, hate it when people try to lie their way out of being caught red handed
salazara 10
Uh oh someone's a naughty boy tut tut!
dixonvixen 5
40-Hey sweetie, there is a reason your comments keep getting thumbed down
fakedsincerity 32
If he was thinking about sex he might have just picked up some. I've done that before, on my period or not.
TheDrifter 24
Condoms are like ice cream, just because you have some doesn't mean you couldn't use some more, just in case.
rockydify 22
You can get pregnant at any time of your cycle technically. Don't not use condoms just because it's that time of the month.
kayleighcupcake 14
I still want sex when I'm on. condoms are great for the bloke to stay clean and put a towel down!
Coeliacchic93 21
I would recommend softcups when your on. You put it inside you (kinda like a tampon) but you can still have sex with them in. It also gives more friction against your partner. I love softcups, you can get them in boots in the uk. Easy to insert and easy to remove :) Also there is no mess unless your very heavy then you just change it more often :)
nbandofbrothers 10
If there is an open pack at home why would he need to buy any? He could just take one out.
kernelkat 16
It kinda depends on if he was just buying a pack of condoms or buying condoms along w other things. And if the brand/type he was buying is the same as you normally use. Good luck I hope he's not cheating.
worldclassrager 41
Future reference maybe...bit it doesn't look like it..,unless he wants to earn his "red wings"...
graceinsheepwear 34
FYI, red wings refers to oral on a woman who is bleeding. The partner gets a red moustache, or "red wings." That term has nothing to do with condoms.