Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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rg350dx 29
Maybe he's planning on doubling up to, "part the red sea."
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well he could have forgotten both those facts. I end up picking up stuff I thought I was out of all the time.
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Comments (136)
simplysarcastics 26
Leave his cheating ass asap. Liars, cheaters etc don't make good companions.
michelleJ11 25
Leave him because he was buying condoms? Probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard. OP, talk to him and figure out why he was buying them before jumping to conclusions and making a decision you might regret later.
simplysarcastics 26
She thinks he is cheating obviously don't bark at me. I agree she should ask him, but what can he say. Op was saying they do not have sex during her period, which she is on now. Op also said she had a whole pack unopened at home, which makes it look like her bf is buying them to use on someone else. Rude much...
rg350dx 29
Woof
football98_fml 20
hes god damn cheating on you
Trisha_aus 15
why jump to conclusions?
SumBur 11
Just keep an eye on both boxes. If one of them is opened before you've had sex, then I'd say it's a problem.
kee_breezy32 34
I agree with you on this 100%!
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
But what if he's been making balloon animals? :O
supersitter 11
This is a good idea. Makes a lot of sense. Hope they really were for you. (:
jjander69 11
Maybe you will go through a few mar than expected.
brave_josh 9
Before jumping into conclusions aka killing him on the spot, question to him to make sure
Transfusion 8
Possible that he didn't know that you already had some and that it was your time of the month. If your mind immediately went to cheating, the relationship isn't very secure.
Sir_drink_alot 20
Condoms last forever, so why not stock up while you remember? And like many people have said, you can still have sex during your period, just throw a towel on the bed. You sound a tad paranoid op, YDI
TheDrifter 24
They don't last forever, when you unroll them you should see that there is an expiry date stamped on the bottom ring. They've got a shelf life of around 5 years.
annoyedchild 17
Condoms actually expire...
Sir_drink_alot 20
Well yes they expire, but it takes years to do so. Like any product check it before you use it
CharresBarkrey 16
28 - You just jumped from "condoms last forever" to "they only last a couple years." So which is it?
Trigabyte 8
I'm pretty sure sex during a period is actually more enjoyable for a girl. If he looked nervous, then you might have a reason, but some people can just forget.
KiddNYC1O 22
Maybe he's just trying different kind.