By - 25/1/2020 18:00

Please do it

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7877010 - Saturday 25 January 2020 18:36

I hope you walked out of the store while announcing his intentions to both cheat AND steal.

By KaD6 | 23

#7877037 - Saturday 25 January 2020 21:06

In other words it's the last day of THIS boyfriend. Sorry.

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7877010 - Saturday 25 January 2020 18:36

I hope you walked out of the store while announcing his intentions to both cheat AND steal.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7877036 - Saturday 25 January 2020 21:06

You did it, right?

You don't want him coming back for spring break with STDs, do you?

By KaD6 | 23

#7877037 - Saturday 25 January 2020 21:06

In other words it's the last day of THIS boyfriend. Sorry.

By thefmlman2011 | 31

#7877048 - Saturday 25 January 2020 22:25

Another repost

By DanielleinDC | 32

#7877051 - Saturday 25 January 2020 22:33

I hope he's now the ex-boyfriend.

By blondie45 | 21

#7877085 - Sunday 26 January 2020 1:36

You need to be a little more fussy in your choice of boyfriends- you deserve better than this!

By Mungolikecandy | 19

#7877221 - Sunday 26 January 2020 12:56

Is your boyfriend really going to college as he sounds as dumb as a box of rocks?

By J15237 | 16

#7877549 - Monday 27 January 2020 21:32

I hope at that moment you told him to fuck off and you ended that relationship.

By saffy66 | 34

#7879526 - Tuesday 4 February 2020 6:58

Maybe he didn’t know he was your boyfriend.