Love: Please do it

Please do it

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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Faithful

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Broke boy

By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By Brittany - 10/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 25 January 2020 18:36

I hope you walked out of the store while announcing his intentions to both cheat AND steal.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 25 January 2020 22:33

I hope he's now the ex-boyfriend.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 25 January 2020 18:36

I hope you walked out of the store while announcing his intentions to both cheat AND steal.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 January 2020 21:06

You did it, right? You don't want him coming back for spring break with STDs, do you?

thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 25 January 2020 22:25

Another repost

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 25 January 2020 22:33

I hope he's now the ex-boyfriend.

blondie45 21

Sunday 26 January 2020 1:36

You need to be a little more fussy in your choice of boyfriends- you deserve better than this!

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 26 January 2020 12:56

Is your boyfriend really going to college as he sounds as dumb as a box of rocks?

J15237 25

Monday 27 January 2020 21:32

I hope at that moment you told him to **** off and you ended that relationship.

saffy66 34

Tuesday 4 February 2020 6:58

Maybe he didn’t know he was your boyfriend.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 20 July 2024 20:41

You mean "ex-boyfriend," right?

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