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By Person15 - 26/11/2011 23:13 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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By meandme - 04/03/2014 22:55 - Canada - Fort Vermilion

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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slushpup9696 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:07

So... you're looking for a mate?

apv0222 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:08

Little kids and their honesty...

Comments

XenaWP 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:58

141 - how do you know what religion ANYONE is? We don't all parade our beliefs with our usernames.

XenaWP 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:04

Also, 141- your picture.. What if it's cigarettes? Or alcohol? If someone can't go a day without thinking about them should they never give them up? Doesn't sound like the best advice you're giving right there...

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:26

She Is getting coal

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:30

1 - are you a furry? (side note, apparently they used to be called plushies? Oh how the times change and yet still stay disturbing)

peachesSOS101 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:44

Aww stuped kids and their parents..

crist12345 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:52

Lol

marinus_fml 19

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:58

143. He called you stupid because of the profile picture of the person above you. Not because of your comment.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:08

#128, This time of year??? The earliest time christmas music actually started playing here in california was 2 WEEKS AGO! This is sort of an appopriate time to start singing those damn annoying chistmas songs...