Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
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Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
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dani22097 0
that's what I do during pedicures...
dumbestdrummer 0
there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot
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Comments (68)
lillypilly35 0
your doctors an ass. that's really unprofessional.
EmoOrange 0
It was unprofessional for the doctor to grab their foot?
KristinaKreme 0
Exactly what I thought^ 13, I think your the ones who the ass here
DocBastard 40
Lilly, go throw yourself off the Cliffs of Dover. If the doctor was wielding the scalpel right next to her foot when he touched her and she kicked, or if she kicked directly toward the hand with the scalpel in it, then it's her fault, not the doctor's.
chippa 24
HOW is it her fault?! Do you not know what it's like to be ticklish? o.O You can't control the reflex…
boatkicker 5
But you can tell the doctor "Hey I'm ticklish" and the doctor can grab you around the ankle (or have a nurse do so) and hold your foot still, so that you don't manage to kick his face and the scalpel.
tona01 16
yeah you tell them you are ticklish so they take from somewhere else Please correct me if im wrong, but they can use other parts of the foot where you are not ticklish right?
xStiina 0
Sucks ><
arryn 0
etu
mimititi_fml 3
remove the unecessary "the" please!!!!
purplestar22 0
Um- they can't...
TheDrifter 24
Wow spazzing much? Even if it tickles why the hell did you kick him in the face? You're not 3 anymore op.
KristinaKreme 0
I don't think she meant to. I mean I'm highly ticklish and sometimes I can't control what I do when I get tickled. Besides OP probably had a reflex.
Ninjafriends 1
The funny thing is that it wasn't a reflex move. OP got tickled, got mad, stood up, then delivered a round-house kick to the doctor's face while screaming "take this, b*tch"!. Big time overreaction.
Superflyshyguy 0
And then stepped on the scalpel on her way out the door to drop kick every nurse at once. Yes, its possible, my cousin did it this one time(;
TheWicked 4
Tickling is a reflex that is supposed to go away as you grow older, but then again most of you are small kids pretty much.
CassieBoo143 12
reflexes are kinda hard to stop .....
lbeer 1
wow you definitely have problems
DakotaCat 4
Ouch! I get ticklish when the doctor has to touch my stomach. Thankfully nothing has been sliced, YET!
Peytonlikesme 0
Dumb@ss
jess6blondie9 3
if your gonna at dumb ass say it dont put gay little stuff to replace the letters
RedPillSucks 33
You should have told the doctor you were so ticklish.
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
Wow. Um...FYL for getting your foot sliced open, but did you not tell the doc that you have ticklish feet?