lillypilly35

About Lillypilly35

Some people on this site really piss me off. How dumb can you be? Really people...

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
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Lillypilly35's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 10 January 2011 06:45 / United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 September 2009 09:41 / South Africa

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By litterbox_girl - / Wednesday 19 August 2009 01:13 / United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By breathalizard - / Saturday 2 May 2009 06:21 / United States

lillypilly35

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

Consolation prize

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time