Animals: Cats are Satan's Minions

Cats are Satan's Minions

By I don't trust them. - 02/07/2017 18:00

Today, I learned that our cats love to knock over glasses and cups, particularly if they have liquid in them. The latest victim of their antics? My expensive computer keyboard. FML

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You deserved it 992

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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You deserved it 191

Catch!

By MouseChaser - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML

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Mad bastards

By oof - 13/10/2022 21:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cats decided to start sprinting back and forth across the house while I was holding a cup of coffee. They both ran into each of my legs in unison, sending me crashing down on top of them. I also hit my head on the corner of a shelf and spilled coffee all over my neck, in addition to breaking the cup. FML

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You deserved it 181

Funtime!

By kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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cat.exe

By Caci Johnson - 15/10/2017 04:30

Today, I sat down at my computer for the first time in a week, and discovered that my cat had thrown up all over my keyboard. I needed to write up an important document but the chunks were stuck down in the keys, effectively locking it up and making it useless. FML

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It just gets worse

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 04:00

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had barfed all over my laptop's keyboard and screen, filling each nook and cranny of the stuff. As if that wasn't bad enough, when I went to make coffee to deal with the stress, I found that I was out of coffee. FML

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You deserved it 192

Work together!

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 05:01 - Germany - Norden

Today, our cats got in a serious fight about the rights to some prime mousing territory. The territory in question? Our kitchen. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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You deserved it 346

Last splash

By alexarbusto - 06/05/2020 02:00

Today, my phone fell in my cat's water bowl overnight. I'm currently writing this from my laptop. FML

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You deserved it 380

By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 July 2017 18:05

Those cats are so clever that they placed liquid-filled cups adjacent to your expensive keyboard? That's brilliant! If some human were to set the cups there, well, that would be just idiotic.

Etweens96 25

Sunday 2 July 2017 20:34

Knocking things over is a sign that the cat is bored. You may want to get some toys for it or something to keep it entertained

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 July 2017 18:05

Those cats are so clever that they placed liquid-filled cups adjacent to your expensive keyboard? That's brilliant! If some human were to set the cups there, well, that would be just idiotic.

Zachary8261 28

Monday 3 July 2017 1:22

I was at the computer at the time. The few times I spilled, my keyboard walked out fine. I got overconfident.

Etweens96 25

Sunday 2 July 2017 20:34

Knocking things over is a sign that the cat is bored. You may want to get some toys for it or something to keep it entertained

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 3 July 2017 5:18

Sometimes even having lots of toys doesn't keep cats from getting up to mischief. My cat used to like pulling over cups and glasses, even when she had toys. She's matured out of that, thank goodness.

RockPrincess26 16

Sunday 2 July 2017 21:15

You deserve it for having liquid near your expensive keyboard. You set yourself up for that headache when you said that your cats like to knock things over with liquids in them.

Regulate 21

Monday 3 July 2017 1:21

Owns a cat. Is surprised by cat behaviour.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 3 July 2017 4:28

another reason why dog's are better

Drontes 2

Monday 3 July 2017 5:29

Lol that sucks Tyler.

jaimeleschats_fml 7

Tuesday 4 July 2017 5:05

This is a thing that ALL cats do. They're curious and mischievous. Whether it's your phone into the toilet or a cup of juice all over your console. They do it to see what happens. Talking from experience here.

ladybadone 9

Tuesday 4 July 2017 9:14

omg I would have died look on the bright side, you hopefully learned your lesson and it was not your computer.

Zachary8261 28

Tuesday 4 July 2017 11:50

OP here. It was my computer, and it was just the keyboard. Every time I accidentally spilled liquid on it, it didn't malfunction. It's mechanism failed this time.