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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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LuckyTxMade 0

Time for a mature bf... just wondering what made him do that?

If I had to guess I would say a good laugh

If he's such a child, why are you with him?

Hoot hoot!

leadman1989 15

QQQQUUUUUWWWWAAAAAKKK! I love messing things up.

Machine gun jubilees!!!!!

No. Lasers.

Whatever-_- someone doesn't know their Austin powers

Lol he is a perv

sweetangelgal 3

lol, all men are pervs

Get over it

TheClumsiest 0

What the heck xP

raulmartinez1988 0

Austin powers!!!

I prefer boobs that go "womp-womp" personally.

leadman1989 15

Dubstep boobs.... NICE!!!

Some people should never procreate.

I know what you mean. I had an extremely childish pony once and it still managed to raise its foals pretty well.