Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.
LolFMLnot 10
That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (198)
TheClumsiest 0
odd boyfriend you got there
Sniper3000 0
So why are you dating this child
skatrgirl96 4
Maybe she didnt relize how childish he is until that time..
underguarded 20
If you can't believe it then why are you still dating him?
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Winning. :P
pie29302930 0
We all date the "child" one time or another. It always ends up to be a really funny time, or a time when you want to shoot your face off.
perdix 29
I'm sorry that your breasts stink. :(
tmrwisanotherday 1
Now that's what I call a man.
kristen69 0
Haha
perdix 29
He could have done some real damage if your high beams were on!
chele2382 5
It's an FML when you marry this loser. Right now you deserve the embarassment for continuing to date him...
Ins0mau 20
I think you got it the wrong way around dude... When you start dating you're not expected to know everything about them. When you're married you are, and thus you would have no excuse and deserve it.
cBlackout 13
Then dont?