Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
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Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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lexuality 0
Tell him to wear them to bed next time you're together and see how he reacts. And who knows, it could be hot. :P
cardinallove 11
Are you kidding me? Cheating is way worse than crossdressing. Most crossdressers are heterosexual men. There's nothing wrong with that. Open your mind up, you might like it. If not, at least let him do his thing. I'd rather have a man who likes to wear feminine clothing over a cheater anyday.
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Comments (168)
beccaishereyay 11
ahahahaha ydi for not realizing right away that he's obviously cheating on you
Zonadow 0
You are all simple minded motherfuckers. When one of my friends came out as a cross-dresser I thought it was CUTE. You know why? Because unlike you, I actually love my friend for who he is and accept him for it. If he wants to dress up in women's clothing, so be it, he isn't hurting people with bats, breaking windows, doing drugs, or hurting himself. OP, if you loved your boyfriend you'd accept him for a cross dresser. If he's using that as a cover up for ******* other women? Beat him upside the head and dump his ass. Obviously a guy who cheats is doing it because he's a deceiving, conniving asshole and hurting you while cheating.
mtc4ever 0
don't believe him
weinerdog 2
right on - OP is a fool if she believes this. If he was so into that kind of clothing chances are very good he'd have more of it. Ask him where and when he bought it, and to find a receipt.
theninjathatstea 0
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SqueakyMunk 14
If he is cheating: then dump his lousy ass. However, if he is a cross-dresser ... who cares! I've dated cross-dresser before and they are wonderful people! And let me tell you they have good style! Take him shopping with you! Maybe he can find cute things for you too :D
thelionking555 1
you should have flipped them inside out and smelled the middle. if they smell like pussy you have your answer.
billabong353 0
LMFAOOOO
bugmenotmofo 34
They're his. I don't think "THOSE PANTIES ARE MINE" would be the first excuse a guy would come up with to cover for cheating.
gingerkid19 0
maybe he just finds them comfy, i find ladies underwear more comfy than guys underwear i especially like bikini cut underwear over boxer-briefs
JaeC 0
#114 ur a f**king pillow bitter
MakaPaka_fml 0
But theres no room for the balls ><
gingerkid19 0
if you buy them a size larger it keeps them snug and not squished
FishFish_fml 0
hmm... i saw a question about this on yahoo-answers. You're the girl pretending its really hot and making him wear them all the time now as payback, right? one of his friends asking if he should just come clean or not. He was out drinking one night and it was a one night stand, as i recall. So yes. he cheated on you. I tried to look up the link to the question but i cant find it anymore :( sorry. It may have gotten deleted? but yeah, he's a cheater.