Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
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Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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lexuality 0
Tell him to wear them to bed next time you're together and see how he reacts. And who knows, it could be hot. :P
cardinallove 11
Are you kidding me? Cheating is way worse than crossdressing. Most crossdressers are heterosexual men. There's nothing wrong with that. Open your mind up, you might like it. If not, at least let him do his thing. I'd rather have a man who likes to wear feminine clothing over a cheater anyday.
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TempestJones 0
I too believe it is probably an excuse... However straight men do crossdress and it IS possible... My dad crossdresses even though he is completely homophobic (weird I know)...
Sionnach 10
As Eddie Izzard says, a transvestite is not to be confused with a drag queen; gay men have that covered. 'Male lesbian' is a good way to put it. :)
Sexy_Love18 0
I had a couple of male friends who wear thongs ! and they are all straight ! but I would still be on the look out with this guy !
Kilomech 8
Ha! The same thing happened to me. Only the thong was actually big enough to be his. And then, I had the pleasure of walking in on him wearing it around his apartment.
FockinA 0
OP: uh oh, are you 2 gonna fight over the lingerie now? here's what you do, one day you wear it, the next he gets to wear it, and middle of the week you gals do your nails. oh i hope you sync your periods, it'll be so romantic lmao
gomego87 0
Ahh thongs. I love em
biggbuhttx33 0
how caan yuu not notoce yurr boyfriennd weard thongs? lmfaao XD
k1w1 0
that's what I thought. lol.
k1w1 0
to #123
BraddaKaikz 0
Haha!! das da stupid excuse ever!! " oh itz mine" how lame is dat ha
Splayd 10
Is it possible that the mods could install a word filter that makes it impossible to submit a post with the (non)word "dat" unless it is in quotes?
AdventurousM 0
The possibility?! Honey he slept with another woman. She is probably ten times better than you. Dump your pathetic lying cheating bf then raise your standards.