Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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Top comments
lexuality 0
Tell him to wear them to bed next time you're together and see how he reacts. And who knows, it could be hot. :P
cardinallove 11
Are you kidding me? Cheating is way worse than crossdressing. Most crossdressers are heterosexual men. There's nothing wrong with that. Open your mind up, you might like it. If not, at least let him do his thing. I'd rather have a man who likes to wear feminine clothing over a cheater anyday.
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Comments (168)
MrMaD_fml 2
aight, here's a possibility: if he lives in an apartment building/condo or goes to a laundromat, he may not be cheating or cross-dressing. people are surprisingly careless when checking the washers/dryers after use, it may have been left behind from someone else's load. however, if it was in HIS dirty laundry, he might like chewing meat. just sayin...
lanzy 0
wake up woman it's obviously a woman's!
doptnet 0
he's a liarrrrrrr they're def not his he is a cheater
izzypoz1 0
atleast u guys can share underwear now:D
chalk_lines 0
haha I like izzy's view on this. lol it made my day
metalhead256 0
wow that is a stupid ass excuse "i swear its mine" he is cheating on you
AndreaHaha 0
Ha that's a hard one. But he could be telling the truth.
shaude91 0
r u the one who had him raped for it???
davek 36
He's either a cheat or a wooly-woofter.
vincentjoel23 0
give the guy a break
wrestlingman 0
sounds like two of my friends