FML : Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You...

Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By minty / Saturday 14 March 2015 03:52 / United States

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By devildog562 | 33

#6232059 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:15

Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .

By cutycat136 | 28

#6232089 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:26

At least you didn't smell bad without a shower. Still creepy though. Hope you feel better OP.

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By devildog562 | 33

#6232059 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:15

Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .

By UmmOkThen | 31

#6232060 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:15

Old people are weird, and they can't smell much anyways.

Mauskau | 35

#6232444 - Sunday 15 March 2015 3:48

You don't really start to lose your sense of smell as you get older, well not all people do.

By bleedingglitter | 24

#6232061 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:15

The smell of vapo is one of the only things his dying senses can pick up still.

fastnachter | 15

#6232260 - Saturday 14 March 2015 22:46

I thought this was funny...

thejonac | 21

#6232442 - Sunday 15 March 2015 3:46

you're gg to be old one day too. don't be rude

By jentrynicole | 20

#6232066 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:17

Even if you had showered, it would still be creepy.

By SnailExpo | 5

#6232069 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:18

That's not really an fml at all, since VapoRub is a smell sensitive to the elder
besides what's the downside? better than smelling like bo

By KuronoEru | 26

#6232070 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:18

At least you smelled good?

By thatsawkward7 | 18

#6232075 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:20

Might be time to find a new shop or tell the manager

Pandacupcakelove | 25

#6232248 - Saturday 14 March 2015 22:23

"Dis customer said I smell gud once plz help me Mr manager"

By WCARlover | 34

#6232076 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:20

Vicks: the cologne of the elderly

Daelynn_17 | 19

#6232624 - Sunday 15 March 2015 7:44

haha, I was totally thinking the same thing.

By feven | 32

#6232077 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:20

Today I realized my body odor smells good. FML

Please.

By Dalboz | 26

#6232081 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:21

the word 'today' make it look like he's sniffing her everyday. creepy

khaoticpanda | 28

#6232122 - Saturday 14 March 2015 19:44

Haha thats what i was thinking. Like what other days has this old man sniffed her?

Dotty8710 | 10

#6232293 - Saturday 14 March 2015 23:52

Every FML story starts with the word Today

LunaRebirth | 7

#6232388 - Sunday 15 March 2015 1:48

Sorry, ignore this.
Replied something, but quickly realized my mistake so editing it out.

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