By minty - 14/03/2015 03:52 - United States

Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML
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devildog562 33
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Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .

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cutycat136 28
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At least you didn't smell bad without a shower. Still creepy though. Hope you feel better OP.

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devildog562 33
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Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .

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UmmOkThen 31
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Old people are weird, and they can't smell much anyways.

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Mauskau 35
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You don't really start to lose your sense of smell as you get older, well not all people do.

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bleedingglitter 24

The smell of vapo is one of the only things his dying senses can pick up still.

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fastnachter 15
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I thought this was funny...

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thejonac 21
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you're gg to be old one day too. don't be rude

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jentrynicole 20

Even if you had showered, it would still be creepy.

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SnailExpo 5
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That's not really an fml at all, since VapoRub is a smell sensitive to the elder besides what's the downside? better than smelling like bo

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KuronoEru 26
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At least you smelled good?

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thatsawkward7 18
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Might be time to find a new shop or tell the manager

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Pandacupcakelove 26
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"Dis customer said I smell gud once plz help me Mr manager"

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WCARlover 34
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Vicks: the cologne of the elderly

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Daelynn_17 19

haha, I was totally thinking the same thing.

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feven 32
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Today I realized my body odor smells good. FML Please.

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Dalboz 26

the word 'today' make it look like he's sniffing her everyday. creepy

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khaoticpanda 28
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Haha thats what i was thinking. Like what other days has this old man sniffed her?

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Dotty8710 10

Every FML story starts with the word Today

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LunaRebirth 7
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Sorry, ignore this. Replied something, but quickly realized my mistake so editing it out.

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