Today, after days of being too sick to leave my house, I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops, an old man leaned over and said, "You smell quite delicious today". I haven't showered and the only "perfume" I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML
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devildog562
| 33
Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .
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cutycat136
| 28
At least you didn't smell bad without a shower. Still creepy though. Hope you feel better OP.
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devildog562
| 33
Vapor rub smells amazing. At least when you can't breath .
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UmmOkThen
| 31
Old people are weird, and they can't smell much anyways.
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Mauskau
| 35
You don't really start to lose your sense of smell as you get older, well not all people do.
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bleedingglitter
| 24
The smell of vapo is one of the only things his dying senses can pick up still.
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fastnachter
| 15
I thought this was funny...
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thejonac
| 21
you're gg to be old one day too. don't be rude
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jentrynicole
| 20
Even if you had showered, it would still be creepy.
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SnailExpo
| 5
That's not really an fml at all, since VapoRub is a smell sensitive to the elder
besides what's the downside? better than smelling like bo
besides what's the downside? better than smelling like bo
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KuronoEru
| 26
At least you smelled good?
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thatsawkward7
| 18
Might be time to find a new shop or tell the manager
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Pandacupcakelove
| 26
"Dis customer said I smell gud once plz help me Mr manager"
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WCARlover
| 34
Vicks: the cologne of the elderly
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Daelynn_17
| 19
haha, I was totally thinking the same thing.
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feven
| 32
Today I realized my body odor smells good. FML
Please.
Please.
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Dalboz
| 26
the word 'today' make it look like he's sniffing her everyday. creepy
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khaoticpanda
| 28
Haha thats what i was thinking. Like what other days has this old man sniffed her?
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Dotty8710
| 10
Every FML story starts with the word Today
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LunaRebirth
| 7
Sorry, ignore this.
Replied something, but quickly realized my mistake so editing it out.
Replied something, but quickly realized my mistake so editing it out.