Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
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moonsolomon 0
How do you get to be 45 and not discover that you fear heights?
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Comments (171)
margie4peace 11
Hey joe, is that your ATM pin number? Most people who call other people fags are actually fags themselves. It's a scientific fact.... You flaming ****.
305alive 0
lie your just a stanky money pussy woman trying to make men look bad. Go slurp feces from ur moms bumhole.
Fractal_fml 0
#109 Way to be a complete and total sexist fucktard. I hope this happens to you but you decided to jump out instead. And I pray that if something like that happens, somebody catches it on tape so I can watch you do it over and over again. It's assholes like you that give the rest of us a bad name for the whole gender. **** you. @OP Ouch, phobias can really suck, hope it doesn't happen to you again.
glitchead 0
well everyone is sexist, just to what degree. I would rather a cute girl sleeping on my shoulder in a plane than a cute guy. (Secure in my masculinity, yes I'm straight )
lissa_1989 0
I agree with #115 you are a ******* asshole. YOU should eat shit and die.. how about that #109? Bye the way OP I have a few phobias.. they suck. I hope you never have to go through something like that again.
DarkxRaven 0
Aww it's okay :)
5upernova 3
Exactly. What a bad way to discover your fears!
glitchead 0
OP, don't worry. Iwas traumatized in a swimming accident when I almost drowned. My dad made a joke about trying to throw me in our pool when I was 8, I was so afraid I ran to my room screaming and crying. I still am a superhydrophobic. I don't even like baths. I take showers because I have to, but every time I take a bath, I think I'm about to drown
Lord_Ashour 0
So it only toke you 45 years. Nice.
305alive 0
factal you make no money, and suck throbbing **** you steaming back of slurping **** feces. go feltch your pet from dumb bitch hole
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
really_thatsucks 0
Dude i feel for your kids. I remember my mom did the same thing once on the water log ride. She began crying and hyperventilating. I also remember the reaction of this hot girl behind me when she saw my mom cry. Embarrassing man.
Pretty_Tied_Up_fml 0
hahaha I would've laughed so hard had I witnessed that
Clomp 0
Hahahahahahahahahahaha x 100000000000000000000000000000000000