By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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jayfx 0

This reminds me of a zit I popped once..it splat all over the mirror and blood was gushing out like a volcano. It was a mess..

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softmelody22 0

this is just really funny.

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kayronjm 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love the description, "gunshot wound"!!

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sinadinosaur 0

That is so digusting. Also ew that her mole hair was that long. Couldn't she trim it or something? YUCKKKKKKKKKKKK.

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catspew 0

I don't understand how the mole hair being pulled out can cause bleeding... how hard exactly did you pull? Jeez.

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pommeblossom 0

If you are ever going to do that again, gently pull on it. if it doesn't move, it's not loose.

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star_blueanise 1

that is freaking hilarious i would do the same

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jnic 0

Wow, so people call "fake" on everything BUT this? A mole hair so long that it trails down your back and beyond the hair you already have? Yeah, no.

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TryToBeKind 0

Why on earth would you touch a stranger? You're lucky she didn't deck you.

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