Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
ohboyscott 0
so fake...it's disturbing to see the number of people who believe this.
ree_fml 0
#150 I think YDI is you deserved it.
polaroidsof182 2
Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing fake or not this is my favorite, LOL!
AntiChrist7 0
leave other people alone you insensitive pervert idiot
k3llyn 0
i just threw up in my mouth.
Jasper_fml 0
ew, control yourself.
MarvelousMaggie 0
HAHAHHAAHAHAHA that is hilarious, but seriously weird. life, who pulls hair off other people????
youreawhore 0
I just keep laughing! I can't stop XD Seriously, GENTLY pull... don't yank so that you rip half their skin off o_O Or don't touch at all :S But nice of you for trying to help :P
Jokermon 0
ppl wit OCD, *shakes head*, u nid meds
dgary33 0
i am sorry but that is the funniest ******* thing i have ever heard in my life. im crying im laughing so hard. that sucks for you but funny as hell for me. sorry