Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Katylolo 0
LMFAO!! Ah ha ha ha, my favorite part is that it bled "like a gunshot wound." P.S. - I'm way OCD too, so I could see this happening to me. Perhaps next time you won't use so much force? P.P.S. - Long mole hairs are DISGUSTING!! Trim/pluck that shit people!!!
2010smhill2010 0
she ydi for have an disgustingly long mole hair.
grandmasattack 0
I think that person should be saying FML. Not for the mole hair being pulled out, but for having a mole hair that long to begin with. That's just nasty
accident_prone1 0
ewwww, poor girl. And thank you, I just ate dinner.
14nickel 0
#14 has it right. That's still the worst one on here.
Brittanyy 0
That bitch shouldn't have had a huge ******* mole like that. ;o
joyride 0
Ew
Ssssophiie 0
oh man gross
iluvmycatz 0
Um, why did you do that? Your an idiot.
shantoyamuchluv 0
Today, this obsessive compulsive weirdo ripped my mole in half. Now it will probably become cancerous. FML
bellaxobrianna 0
LMFAO that is SO funny