Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
lilymoose 0
It really isn't that crazy or creepy or whatever to try to be nice and get a stray hair off of someone...true, if the guy did it all the time, that would be creepy...it was probably just horrible luck... sorry your life sucks lol.
yeahreally 6
agreed with #1
damnn_it 0
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA I GUESS NO ONE HERE THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY??? THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. YOU GO
chocolatecookies 0
jesus :|
Kurlzz 0
Yuuuck.. thats awful
wickedgrl13 0
ummm ouch? seriously though, why would that girl not trim that hair? that's just disgusting
gqduck 0
You are not a monkey. There is no reason for you to be picking things off of strangers at the sandwich shop.
AsianSensation 0
wait have you picked other articles of other strangers before without consequence?
0___0 9
SHE deserves it for having a hairy mole!
NPH 0
Weird. I pick the hair that grows from the mole on my neck from time to time and I've never bled from it. Does hurt, though.