By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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lilymoose 0

It really isn't that crazy or creepy or whatever to try to be nice and get a stray hair off of someone...true, if the guy did it all the time, that would be creepy...it was probably just horrible luck... sorry your life sucks lol.

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damnn_it 0

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA I GUESS NO ONE HERE THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY??? THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. YOU GO

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Kurlzz 0

Yuuuck.. thats awful

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wickedgrl13 0

ummm ouch? seriously though, why would that girl not trim that hair? that's just disgusting

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gqduck 0

You are not a monkey. There is no reason for you to be picking things off of strangers at the sandwich shop.

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AsianSensation 0

wait have you picked other articles of other strangers before without consequence?

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0___0 9

SHE deserves it for having a hairy mole!

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NPH 0

Weird. I pick the hair that grows from the mole on my neck from time to time and I've never bled from it. Does hurt, though.

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