Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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wallythedolly 0
THAT'S REVOLTING! I have any moles (so no mole hairs, by extension) but I'm in so much pain from reading this.
turdle 0
lol everyone's comments are retarded. the only person who truly understands this FML is the first commenter.
lolyouareanidiot 0
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KenMcGormick 0
why do u have such itchy fingers... next time if u really want to do it... at least ask for permission
Lou_Briccant 0
With all due honesty, you're lucky you just got unnoticed apologies. Anyone else and it could've been a broken jaw for you. Not trying to be mean, but if someone yanked a hair out of my head because they're OCD, it would probably result in a huge amount of public humiliation and some of the oddest combination of curse words I can think of.
Amkii 0
LOL wut?! Why did she cry?! Jeez. That's why people should trim ALL their hairs.
ffffffffffffffff_fml 0
i feel pretty lame asking this but i was unable to find an answer... what's YDI??
Tehalon 0
I call bullshit, there is no way it would bleed (1 hair!!) and bleed like a gunshotwound? Did you maybe mistake a main bloodvein in her neck for a hair or something? o.0
dwights 0
LOL 19!
xkaokaox 0
hands to yourself, kthxbye.