By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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wallythedolly 0

THAT'S REVOLTING! I have any moles (so no mole hairs, by extension) but I'm in so much pain from reading this.

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turdle 0

lol everyone's comments are retarded. the only person who truly understands this FML is the first commenter.

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lolyouareanidiot 0

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KenMcGormick 0

why do u have such itchy fingers... next time if u really want to do it... at least ask for permission

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Lou_Briccant 0

With all due honesty, you're lucky you just got unnoticed apologies. Anyone else and it could've been a broken jaw for you. Not trying to be mean, but if someone yanked a hair out of my head because they're OCD, it would probably result in a huge amount of public humiliation and some of the oddest combination of curse words I can think of.

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Amkii 0

LOL wut?! Why did she cry?! Jeez. That's why people should trim ALL their hairs.

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ffffffffffffffff_fml 0

i feel pretty lame asking this but i was unable to find an answer... what's YDI??

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Tehalon 0

I call bullshit, there is no way it would bleed (1 hair!!) and bleed like a gunshotwound? Did you maybe mistake a main bloodvein in her neck for a hair or something? o.0

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