By Mason_Jayson - 22/03/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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Mason_Jayson 0

This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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freaky922 0

Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

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xjbearx 0

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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JFox 8

I feel ya man, but why did you pull hard enough for a mole to come off!?

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itlybabe 0

what would cause u to do that? u dont touch other peoples hair that u dont know. thats creepy and stalkerish

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rachel_parker 0

Uhm not really, stalkerish is totally different.

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DanceRox9008 0

F*** Her Life for having such a long mole hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

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adelaide_evening 0

My friend's grandma tried doing that once. It turned out to be a man's chest hair.

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_waddup 0

lmao why would you do that anyways? ahhaa thats kinda funny though not gonna lie. & grosss.

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