Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
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Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML
Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes. When he approached me, I immediately machine-gun mouthed him in public. The man apparently is a doctor and concernedly said that my son may have a rare gastric disease based on the puke. I got him checked, and he's right. FML
Today, I went to pick up a pizza with my kids for an easy dinner. As soon as I opened my mouth to order, the 2-year-old in my arms vomited into it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML
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mrmystery96 0
I say let the little bastard drink.
Jay1D 0
When someones choking you make them drink?
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DawnMarie11 0
I think I have to agree that it was strange to say the least that ou would give someone choking something to drink, this would cut off the remaining air supply to the choking person, maybe you need to look into your local first aid classes and fond out what to do instead of panicking in an emergency situation.... just sayin'
polishboy168 0
well it's not your fault. you panicked. at leashed you tried to help. and not just let him there there and choke.
Eckristen 1
desprite times call for desprite measures.
skyiscool 0
drinking would make it worse. and if your his mom then you can give him all of the alcohol you want
sexijlow 0
it's true one time I choked on something and I ran to drink water since I was home alone and it went right down I was so lucky!!!
sexijlow 0
I know I was choking because I couldnt breathe cough or anything so if u don't know what ur talking about shut the **** up and go jack off to a star wars magazine u jokes for all the ppl who are leaving Long messages about ppl r stupid if they think there choking when there not.... how the **** do u know u werent there maybe her kid was choking and she PANICKED read her ****** story correct losersss
FreezeeMonsta 19
ahaaa poor op
smexehXredhead0 0
Why the **** did you give him anything to drink at all?
sataris20 5
I think an eight year old can handle a little bit of alcohol to save his life. you know, just sayin. social stigma about child drinking is blown way out of proportion
gigi03 5
Tell them to f the back off.. You panicked what were you supposed to do its not like this happens everyday to you..