Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
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Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I drank half a bottle of tequila and had an edible within 30 minutes. I couldn't remember a thing until this morning when my roommates told me I pissed myself on the couch, projectile vomited in the living room, and went on to fondle my roommates, who also had to help me shower. I have a designated seat on the couch now. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
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katgurl 13
LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha
capthavoc123 0
I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?
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Comments (175)
loveeisnott 0
THIS IS NOT AN FML
iKaite 0
Gives a whole new meaning to Mario. 1UP.... BLUBLUBLUPPPP! Mario takes a serious trip !
yourdeadtome 0
intense
supergamer94 0
so..... Did you prevent the world from collapsing into millions of denomic shards?
DiminishedFifth 0
You're complaining why?
morganm747 0
seeing as alcohol in your bloodstream counteracts the "tripping" effect of shrooms, it surprising that that's what happened to you while you were drinking. also, PLENTY of people eat shrooms by themselves.
zolziski 11
The OP said he was having snacks before drinking. Maybe he never got round to drinking anything. I'm sure someone would have noticed him eating the shrooms and been all like: "Dude, quit hogging the stash." or (to draw inspiration from Chong) "Dude, you just ate the most amount of shrooms I've ever seen anybody eat in my entire life. I hope you're not busy for about 12 hours." and the OP would have probably freaked out from it, hence the "demonic shards" trip, instead of happy times.
alex_vik 1
YDI for going to a place where there would be drugs.
Russia_fml 0
i don't think it was a bowl of shrooms. they probably ground up the shrooms and put them in something. i've seen people make shroom dip for chips, shroom garnished pasta, shroom garnished burgers, etc.
Pethegreat 0
Stuff like this happens when people are not mentally ready for a trip. This is a FYL since you were not expecting it. I would like to know how you ate a whole bowl of shrooms and had no one yell at you for it.
killurbeer 0
FAKE
yoyomasters 0
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