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No, trust me they do NOT look the same as a regular edible mushroom. They look like dried up shriveled leather, and have about the consistency. They look NOTHING at all like edible mushrooms. If this FML isn't bullshit then they had to have been ground up and put on another disgusting snack, because I don't know anyone who can eat magic shrooms straight. They literally taste like shit and make you vomit.
I've eaten them straight almost every time. I mean, they don't taste great, but I don't get the whole "wanting to vomit thing". Lots of my friends battle, but I've just never has that problem . Maybe it's cos I don't really need that much to trip out? Anyway, back on topic... Something simialr happened to a friend of mine on the way up to a camping trip. He ate almost a whole tin of biscuits. He didn't know they had marijuana in them. He was wasted for about 5 days straight. I think if you don't know any better it's very easy to take something without realising it.
Actually, they look like dried shitake mushrooms, so yes, they do look like a form of edible mushrooms ;) Trust me, I am a chef by trade.
Hmm, I was about to call bull on the weed biscuits when I realized just how much butter is in biscuits. But they'd be greenish. Also, you'd have to eat a SHIT TON of weed to be stoned for FIVE days. Seriously. I know eating makes 'em last longer, but like...a LOT.
Always thought they tasted like stale bread... maybe with a slight hint of bitterness, but nothing vomit-inducing.
for 107 when your making things to eat that have weed in it it doesn't take a lot to get you stoned. with hash brownies it only takes one unless you eat them regulary but even if you smoke regulary they'll kick your ass cus it's a different high. everythings like it's in slowmo. but it does take a shit load of weed to male these things and as for the biscuits yes you can make them and they probably wouldn't be any different from the brownies so you wouldn't need a lot.
when I read magic mushrooms I laughed
Omg :D
If you really ate that many shrooms why didn't your body reject them? I don't know about you, but when I did them I was drinking ginger ale and eating ginger candy all night to keep from barfing and I only at half a normal does, and that goes for my ex whom was doing them with me. I imagine if you ate way over the normal dose you would have somewhere in this fml that you barfed.
Because not everyone reacts the same way to stuff. My boyfriend tried like 150 morning glory seeds and ate a little candied ginger and had no problems, but also absolutely no trip. Then he ate 400, threw up, couldn't eat anything (like ginger, yogurt, or OJ), and had no trip but felt HORRIBLE and buzzed for the whole next day; in fact, the only thing that made him feel better was listening to music.
for the people saying "how did you not know you were eating mushrooms"-not all magic mushrooms look like mushrooms. some can be flat and square like crackers or if it was just the caps they can look like small cookies.
I call bullshit for sure. What kind of party are you attending where someone doesn't mind you eating all of their shrooms? Also, they absolutely do not look like mushrooms or any food for that matter. They taste like rotting death and look like dried up flakes and twigs and crumble into dusty dirt looking stuff. I can't see how they could possible be mistaken for a "bowl of snacks".
Besides that you would KNOW you're eating something that surely isnt a snack when eating mushrooms, the effect doesnt last 12 hours no matter what amount you ate.
The owner of the shrooms not being angry that someone ate them all was SO the first thing I thought of. If someone was eating MY shrooms crap would so hit the fan.
PLUS, if they tasted like shit, why the hell would he keep eating them? he obviously doesnt have enough common sense to stop eating food that taste like shit.
I guess you people have never been to Sweden. You can find mushrooms in the forest so a lot of people go out there for like 1-2 days and pick shrooms, then they share with they friends. That's probably what happened and it's the reason for the owner of the shrooms not getting pissed, probably just laughing his ass off at the dude .
not all of the shards are demonic, One of them offered me a pony (:
It was a haunted pony!
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LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha
I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?