Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I drank half a bottle of tequila and had an edible within 30 minutes. I couldn't remember a thing until this morning when my roommates told me I pissed myself on the couch, projectile vomited in the living room, and went on to fondle my roommates, who also had to help me shower. I have a designated seat on the couch now. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
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katgurl 13
LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha
capthavoc123 0
I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?
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testing_fml 0
How do you not realize what they are and wind up eating a big bowl of shrooms?
Spitfire86 0
not all mushrooms are drugs for one, and two, if you don't know there are drugs at the party shit happens. They look pretty much the same and this is comeing from someone whom cooks mushrooms for dinner conastantly (not the drug ones). Shrivled and dried out they mostly look the same.
reklamfox 0
No, trust me they do NOT look the same as a regular edible mushroom. They look like dried up shriveled leather, and have about the consistency. They look NOTHING at all like edible mushrooms. If this FML isn't bullshit then they had to have been ground up and put on another disgusting snack, because I don't know anyone who can eat magic shrooms straight. They literally taste like shit and make you vomit.
Spitfire86 0
ah, I apologise, I've never been exposed, I assumed that they looked the same. -_-
zolziski 11
I've eaten them straight almost every time. I mean, they don't taste great, but I don't get the whole "wanting to vomit thing". Lots of my friends battle, but I've just never has that problem . Maybe it's cos I don't really need that much to trip out? Anyway, back on topic... Something simialr happened to a friend of mine on the way up to a camping trip. He ate almost a whole tin of biscuits. He didn't know they had marijuana in them. He was wasted for about 5 days straight. I think if you don't know any better it's very easy to take something without realising it.
gwennie_fml 0
Actually, they look like dried shitake mushrooms, so yes, they do look like a form of edible mushrooms ;) Trust me, I am a chef by trade.
toomanycats 0
Um, no. I actually love the taste of shrooms. I ate some every day for two weeks straight once. Ouch. I think that was the last time I tripped shrooms. And for the record, I've never puked while eating them, or after for that matter.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Hmm, I was about to call bull on the weed biscuits when I realized just how much butter is in biscuits. But they'd be greenish. Also, you'd have to eat a SHIT TON of weed to be stoned for FIVE days. Seriously. I know eating makes 'em last longer, but like...a LOT.
Sappheyes 0
Always thought they tasted like stale bread... maybe with a slight hint of bitterness, but nothing vomit-inducing.
xanniefiend420 0
for 107 when your making things to eat that have weed in it it doesn't take a lot to get you stoned. with hash brownies it only takes one unless you eat them regulary but even if you smoke regulary they'll kick your ass cus it's a different high. everythings like it's in slowmo. but it does take a shit load of weed to male these things and as for the biscuits yes you can make them and they probably wouldn't be any different from the brownies so you wouldn't need a lot.
SGal25 5
because they grow in shit!!!! they r all natural like weed!
scandalise 0
when you trip on gooms, the side effect is nausea because you are literally getting food poisoning. your body can't handle the pscilocyibin in the mushrooms and makes you sick AND trip balls
mohamedrocks 0
Reminds me of harold and kumar when they had da shrooms and saw unicorns
RatIsKing 0
when I read magic mushrooms I laughed
deathbot 0
obviously they didn't know it was shrooms. hope you were able to save the world though. :D
prttyyngthng 0
I would have LOVED to have been there for that. Pure hilarity...
omghehehe 0
Omg :D
RaspberryK 0
If you really ate that many shrooms why didn't your body reject them? I don't know about you, but when I did them I was drinking ginger ale and eating ginger candy all night to keep from barfing and I only at half a normal does, and that goes for my ex whom was doing them with me. I imagine if you ate way over the normal dose you would have somewhere in this fml that you barfed.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Because not everyone reacts the same way to stuff. My boyfriend tried like 150 morning glory seeds and ate a little candied ginger and had no problems, but also absolutely no trip. Then he ate 400, threw up, couldn't eat anything (like ginger, yogurt, or OJ), and had no trip but felt HORRIBLE and buzzed for the whole next day; in fact, the only thing that made him feel better was listening to music.
jh012 0
for the people saying "how did you not know you were eating mushrooms"-not all magic mushrooms look like mushrooms. some can be flat and square like crackers or if it was just the caps they can look like small cookies.
dudeitsdanny 10
They were probably ground into whatever was in the snack bowl
ameliecious 0
I call bullshit for sure. What kind of party are you attending where someone doesn't mind you eating all of their shrooms? Also, they absolutely do not look like mushrooms or any food for that matter. They taste like rotting death and look like dried up flakes and twigs and crumble into dusty dirt looking stuff. I can't see how they could possible be mistaken for a "bowl of snacks".
Tehalon 0
Besides that you would KNOW you're eating something that surely isnt a snack when eating mushrooms, the effect doesnt last 12 hours no matter what amount you ate.
loto_fml 3
The owner of the shrooms not being angry that someone ate them all was SO the first thing I thought of. If someone was eating MY shrooms crap would so hit the fan.
Mydeadrose 1
PLUS, if they tasted like shit, why the hell would he keep eating them? he obviously doesnt have enough common sense to stop eating food that taste like shit.
Pieflavoured_pie 0
I guess you people have never been to Sweden. You can find mushrooms in the forest so a lot of people go out there for like 1-2 days and pick shrooms, then they share with they friends. That's probably what happened and it's the reason for the owner of the shrooms not getting pissed, probably just laughing his ass off at the dude .
sodahhhr 0
not all of the shards are demonic, One of them offered me a pony (:
Tsukasa_fml 0
It was a haunted pony!