Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML
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Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred, "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
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MrConfusion 21
Insults are like an ocean and your body is like a ship. You can't sink unless you choose to let the water inside you.
abbigalerose 11
Some people are just assholes. Sorry OP, don't let it get to you
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Comments (76)
HappyItalian 38
Aw don't feel too bad, being flat-chested/having a small chest can be fun and have lots of advantages ^^ (some people like it too!)
Mathalamus 25
that's why i learned how to operate fine without any self esteem. because people will repeatedly destroy it without remorse.
nickfraser98 11
Total scrote. Ignore him.
TeacherTeacher 11
Why does your self esteem depend on the approval of a drunk moron?
kennethlwinter 3
Go cry for attention somewhere else. And from now on, I bet you won't try to flirt with drunks at parties. Duh.
CaroLouWho 10
Oh, shut the hell up. Being upset about being insulted* is not crying for attention. And she was probably only flirting with him because she thought he was interested. *I'm sure she's lovely, but I'm guessing he meant that as an insult and she clearly took it that way.
InfiniteSunshine 32
I never understand these types of comments. This is FML, it's literally the exact place you go to complain about shitty things that happen to you and get attention for it. Also, no where does it say she was flirting either. It says "struck up a conversation," which usually means they were just talking. Even if she was though, so what? Lots of people flirt while drinking at parties because alcohol can help loosen you up, and him being drunk is still no excuse for him being an asshole.
EnJey0 19
Maybe a hint to start losing some weight? Being overweight is not at all healthy. Plus, many guys, including myself, like flat chested girls.
CaroLouWho 10
When we say "fat," though, are we talking obese or just a bit chubby? Obesity is obviously not healthy.
CaroLouWho 10
You know what, hon, I know that what he said hurts, but neither one of those things stops you from being beautiful. You don't have to be a size-two D-cup to be beautiful. I know it's easier said than done, but he's a drunk idiot and he's not worth it. I don't know what his problem is, but clearly he's got a big one.
WhoaZombie 19
Body shaming is so stupid. Every single person on this earth is flawed. Even the most beautiful are insecure (more so than the rest of us) and that's why they bully. It's a proven fact that bullies are pathetic and fear what's different out of ignorance. Pity them rather than taking what they say to heart. That's what they want and need for their power. Take it away and they are nothing.
ouijacorn 9
Don't let some drunk asshole shape your self esteem; his asinine opinions don't make you any less beautiful.
manuwish 9
don't let some stupid talk of a drunkard bring you down, c'mon op, everybody knows they act mean cause they hate themselves for drinking and drink because they hate themselves, taking anything they say seriously is nonsense! God made you perfect for someone just the way you are, wanting to look like something out of a magazine is nothing but commercializations brainwash!