Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred, "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
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Top comments
MrConfusion 21
Insults are like an ocean and your body is like a ship. You can't sink unless you choose to let the water inside you.
abbigalerose 11
Some people are just assholes. Sorry OP, don't let it get to you
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Comments (76)
TheEpicKitten 20
The only honest people are kids and drunks
Sora_McKain 36
Really? So...you mean I really am "good at nothing you ever tried at and will never succeed at nothing neither"? Damn you my drunken daddy!
flare0 5
#60 Even if somebody says something that is honest, it doesn't mean that what said person said is true. However the person saying it while drunk is honestly thinking that. Which is what #48 was saying.
DarthDeath 12
Maybe you should lose some weight and it won't happen. YDI.
StrugsNotDrugs 19
Don't let him get to you, OP. You're beautiful inside and out
SavageSmith 9
Then loose weight
FunSize85 6
Shake it off....he's obviously got issues
storethis 17
Don't take it personally, he was drunk
Regisord413 10
That wasn't very nice of him to say, I hope you don't let it get to you.
Xamry14 10
Hey don't feel bad. I was the same way. Still flat chested of course but I lost like 100 pounds. I have a little more to go. Not saying you should. I just couldn't accept my body. Try to love yourself though and if you decide to loose weight, do it for health or because YOU want to. Don't do what I did. I was so insecure I starved myself. No eating for two weeks to jump start the loss and then lost it all in 6 months. That's extremely dangerous. I was stupid and let myself give into social pressure.
BloodyGlass 10
"And you're the first guy I've met I can tell has a micro penis with his pants still on." X)